Hello there! Welcome back to another chapter of Wayne Biggins is the Greatest Player in CM9798. Of course, this is not a lie, but a mere fact. After further success in Italy, Wayne has decided to head for the Netherlands.

Where else would be worth going? We, as ever, assemble a cast of suitable support acts.

As debuts go, it’s not a bad start, even if Dani steals the show.

Wayne follows up with a goal and a man of the match display in the UEFA Cup.

After a few misfires in the league, he is finally finding his feet.

In Europe, he continues to steal the show. Rustu who?

What an act we have assembled though, a thing of beauty.

This, however, might be his best individual performance to date.

After 10 games, it’s looking rather fantastic. He could get used to this league.

Wayne opens and closes the book on De Graafschap.

The league is looking good, but this is abysmal.

Wayne is soon back to top form. Dam he’s good.

Wayne turns provider the next few games. And as ever, once he turns 36, age is catching up with him.

And he still hates penalties.

But when it’s the big boys, he never misses.

And that’s Twente for the season.

No, seriously, we’ve played them twice. We continue to push onward, and it’s another bigg performance.

Followed by bigg performance.

Followed by bigg performance. Who needs Ronaldo.

And two goals bag us the title.

Wayne is just HOT.

And he leads us to an easy title that is for sure.

A poor European final again for Wayne, but, he bags another trophy.

And then another…

Would you look at that, another tale for the record books.

Nilis and De Bilde can nibble on that. Not quite top 10 for average rating, but great for 36 years old.

Glorious.

And with that, Holland is conquered. France, Spain or Germany calling…