Welcome back! You re-join us as we look to improve on Celta’s real life performance with the same squad. A reminder we are still in the Copa del Rey and sit 5th in La Liga.
Hello, welcome back to Germany in the 2000, where my Cologne team are a mix of goal scorers and goal conceders. Here’s where I left you last week
Fifth and eleven points off the pace with ten games to go, but we are still in the hunt for European glory in the Cup Winners Cup, but……we can’t overcome the two goal deficit from the first leg and just like that, we’re out of Europe. Landreau just proved too hard to beat twice in the end.
Welcome back to Dingwall.
After storming out of the Second Division at the first time of asking, Ross County now step into season three with a single, crystal-clear objective: don’t get relegated. It’s not glamorous, but it’s honest work, and if we’re to keep this challenge aligned with the club’s real-life rise through the leagues, simply holding our own in the First Division will do just fine. There’s optimism in the air, a little trepidation too, and the unmistakable feeling that surviving this season might be every bit as satisfying as last year’s promotion — if a touch more stressful.
Bonjour, and happy new year! Bienvenue to season four, our third in Ligue 1. If you’ve forgotten where we left off before Christmas, we finished eighth, which sadly wasn’t enough for European football, but we do seem to be heading in the right direction. Let us resume…
Manolo hangs up his boots. I had high hopes for him, but he was plagued by injuries…
Well, here we are. The annual treat of being inspired by a mystery kit for our Secret Santa and I have landed in Balaidos with Celta Vigo (thanks Dave). But what is the approach, well, in real life Os Celestes finished 6th in La Liga and reached the round of 16 in the Copa del Rey. The league finish was their best attempt in just over quarter a century. My purpose in this blog will be to better that performance with EXACTLY the same players at my disposal. So let the blog see the squad:
Hello and welcome to 2026, or rather the fag end of 1999 in my Cologne save. We’re into season 3 and all we have to show for it so far is a Pokal cup runners up medal.
Here’s where we left things last time out. Scoring lots, conceding lots and ten points off the pace after 12 games, not ideal really…
Welcome back to Dingwall, where my hardy Highlanders began Season Two with the modest aim of simply not going back down again. Yet somehow — through grit, good fortune, and the occasional deflected hoof — we’ve ended up second in the table with fourteen games to play. Back-to-back promotions? Nobody dare say it out loud, but the dream is taking shape in the cold Highland air.
Naturally, the moment hope appears, football has a way of whacking you with a rolled-up newspaper. Exhibit A: Livingston at home, and we contrive to lose 1–0 thanks to a Colcombe strike after just 22 minutes. A crowd of 2,196 trudged back into the Dingwall night wondering how on earth a team chasing promotion can look so thoroughly mid-table. A gentle reminder, then: this is Ross County. On CM2. In the 90s. Nothing will be simple.
Hello! It must be winter as it is time for our annual visit to what has become a much trickier article to write in recent times. Managers are getting younger, one of these years we will have a manager not born in 1997. Anyway, let’s take a look where the current Premier League managers can be found in CM9798 and see just how small the list of players still playing is.
Continue readingHello and welcome to the 2025 CM Cup! As ever, I’m not certain how much interest there is to anybody outside of the 22 participants so we’re sticking with the presentation from last year. Thank you to everybody who took part, the format was similar to last year which is quicker but probably not as immersive as the good old days.
2025 CM Cup
The 2025 CM Cup is the 9th edition of the Championship Manager Cup, more commonly known as the CM Cup. Matches were played out on Zoom in December 2025 because Dave remains an unorganised fool and left it too late. Many thanks to Rob “Taitanator” Tait for doing the database for this year.
The 2025 edition saw us retain the “winner stays on” format of 2024. All 22 players were randomly assigned an entrance number and a team. The players drawing one and two would play each other, with the winner staying on and playing participant 3, so on and so forth.
The last surviving team will play a one off final against the team that clocked up the most eliminations to determine the 2025 champions.
The tournament was played out under 5 a side rules, with Masters Football being the theme. That meant all 22 Teams were made up of players aged 35 and over. Only 5 players were on the pitch for each team, with up to 5 subs. A goalkeeper had to be named and wasn’t allowed to play outfield.
Continue readingBonjour! We’re halfway through our second season as a Ligue 1 side, brushing shoulders with the likes of Monaco, PSG, and Bordeaux, but sadly not competing with them (yet). We’re not badly-placed for European qualification at the minute though, so let’s see how it pans out.
