Greetings! It’s the end of another season for the Retirement Academy and I’ve got a good feeling that this is the season we actually make noticeable progress. It has been steady so far and probably not riveting for you, the noble reader. So if you’ve stuck with us, I hope today brings you some gratification. The Academy are 14 games from Europe. Let’s not screw it up!
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The Retirement Academy – Part 17: Watt Power
Hola! Not sure why I opted for Spanish there but what’s written is written. It was a bleak start to season 6 in some ways, as we exited the Pints Cup at the group stage but found ourselves up in 4th after 7 games. There’s a saying about having to step back to go forwards but I’m not overly sure that is the case here. We will however endeavour to find out.
The Retirement Academy – Part 16: Not enough pints
Welcome back! Season 6 is upon us here in Holland. The Retirement Academy managed to finish 6th, a sizeable improvement on previous seasons but narrowly short of European football. I think. I might be surprised but Holland isn’t as forthcoming with European places as other nations – especially when Heerenveen win the bloody Pints Cup.
The Retirement Academy – Part 15: Micker Wins
Good morning to you! Ahh the run in episode, which is really hard to get excited about in Holland because it is practically half the season. I blame the Pints Cup for this. Anyway, it’s January, the Retirement Academy are 5th, yes FIFTH and chasing European football. I hope 5th is good enough, I’ll be honest, I don’t know for sure. Here’s the state of play where we pick things up.
The Retirement Academy – Part 14: Dutch Pizza Hut
Hello! Season 5 is heating up for the Retirement Academy after we started a season by not being horrendous. We sit third, though there are 27 games for things to go tits up. We’ll witness roughly half of them today.
The Retirement Academy – Part 13: Klinsmannia
Bonjour! Near enough. It’s time for a new season here in Holland and after a strong end to season 4, maybe season 5 will see us make headway up the Eredivisie. Here’s a reminder of how it finished:
The Retirement Academy – Part 12: In Nikolai we trust
Well good day to you. It’s the end of Season 4 here in Holland and the Retirement Academy are bang average. Or at least they were, with their best striker and arguably best player out for the rest of the season, there are definite problems to deal with. Luckily, there’s a transfer window to try and find some solutions.
The Retirement Academy – Part 11: A hole in the Boaty
Greetings and welcome back to Holland. Season 4 is well underway but the Retirement Academy are finding progression tough. We’re not quite in the relegation spots but if we don’t improve soon, we’re only going one way.
The Retirement Academy – Part 10: The old and the restless
Welcome back! Season 4 time here in Holland where the Retirement Academy are just starting to find their feet. Season 3 was our most successful to date and by that I mean we didn’t have to survive the playoffs. Midtable suits us but are we able to do any better in season 4?
The Retirement Academy – Part 9: Betterton all the rest
HELLO! We’re back in Holland or “The Netherlands” for those of you who know the difference. I don’t, FYI. Here at the Retirement Academy, we’re on course for our highest ever finish, which sounds impressive but it’s season 3 and we have a playoff promotion and a playoff survival to our name so far. 14 games to go…
