Hello weary readers! Welcome back to the next part of our journey with Wayne McBiggins. This time out Wayne has returned to Scotland. That said, having had a torrid time at Celtic previously, he has decided to cross the divide and sign for rivals Rangers.

It doesn’t take Wayne anytime to find his shooting boots in Scotland. And by Scotland, I mean in the Champions League.

A goal in each leg from wee McBiggins and we are into the next round. Likewise he opens his SPL account with a double and a MotM award.

He has earned his celebratory Buckfast. Refreshing. A hattrick against Ayr United follows. This is going to be a walk in the park for old Biggins. He applies the finishing touch to help us to the group stages.

So far we’ve been pairing Biggins with Negri whilst we attempt to build the best team we can in Scotland and attract some decent players. Not the kindest group, but what will be will be.

We find ourselves in our first derby clash, and McBiggins fires a shot at his past employers and kisses the badge.

And despite tasting defeat in Spain, he continues to be a thorn in the side of Real Madrid in CM9798 wherever he goes.

As ever, penalties are not his forte.

The goals keep flowing, and due to such a great start the club releases a new video, Wayne Biggins: Ten out of Ten:

McLovin’ it. After 17 goals in 18 games, it’s his time to pick up an old man injury.

Negri and Caniggia are more than capable stand-ins. He’s back, but one of our key interim signings is out for the season already.

McBiggins comes back to a man of the match performance and a standing ovation from the travelling fans and a trophy in the bag.

The squad is starting to look very sharp. Too good for this level. Silly good. His European goal scoring traits continue also.

And again he downs his former employers for good measure.

Look at him fly…

We fail to make the CL knockout stages. Wayne and Negri continue to make a lethal partnership.

Further lasting damage on our main opponents from Wayne.

The goals…just…keep…coming. The man is a train.

With the league all but wrapped up, we’ve dropped Negri and put Wayne up top on his own again to maximise his output.

That said, 2 goals from 18 shots is a poor return. I can’t begin to imagine what a better player would be scoring in this side.

The league is wrapped up.

Gravesen picking up an injury though means we go shopping. And at the deadline we bring in Olivier Dacourt and Corentin Martins. Just look at that:

The McBig Wayne is very happy with his support.

Porrini out for 5 months is woeful though. Especially with a cup final to deal with.

Biggins keeps banging away. He could be Brazilian.

And then our arch-rivals inflict our first defeat of the Scottish season.

Our ‘keepers are poo. I should have addressed that. We continue to make up for it and the penultimate game of the season shows just how silly we are.

The league table finishes and it looks decent. Could have been better though.

We take our revenge in the cup final, but Biggins can only manage an assist.

What a season he has had, the best so far.

Negri played half a season and still sits second. Imagine if he had been our focal point?!? And the average ratings tables look like I’ve never seen them:

So there we go, our Scottish exploits are over. Wayne now needs to consider if its Spain, France, Italy, Holland, Belgium or Germany for his next tour. What do you say old man?