Hello friends and admirers of Wayne Biggins! We are back for another week celebrating the most underrated gem of CM9798. This time he’s back in Europe and has decided that Belgium is the place to be, but who will pick him up:

With £5m in the bank, Standard are our best bet for building a team around Wayne. Plus, they have the Mpenza brothers. Wayne introduces himself to Belgian football with a bang! A double, man of the match and a victory over reigning champions Lierse.

The next three games field 4 goals, and another man of the match.

Three more games later and Biggers has his first Belgian hattrick.

A total Gent. He is carrying this side. Not long and he has another!

How he is not man of the match is beyond me. The backup band are falling to pieces already.

Wayne carries us onward and its top as expected after 10 games.

Wayne is loving it.

We lose on Mpenza and Bosz, but as ever he’s the Bigginest player of all time.

And if he isn’t getting hattricks of goals, he’s getting hattricks of assists!

21 goals in 15 games. What a man. He’s forming a good partnership with the younger Mpenza.

We get diddled by Anderlecht.

And then take it out on Hemptinne in the cup.

Lierse are again dispatched, but the injuries keep piling up.

It’s two defeats in the next three games. No blame on Biggins though.

We lose to Antwerp and it is getting tight.

The Biggins goal train keeps going and we’re finally back on track.

We proceed to go on a run of smashing people left, right and centre. This is my favourite.

What a hero. He’ll miss a game though as his temper in Belgium is back.

We win without him, then he comes back with a hattrick to secure the league.

Biggins gets his final goal, signing off by winning the cup!

The man, the myth, the legend.

And now for the Wayne Biggins tables:

Miles ahead of the rest. Well, that’s it, Belgium done and dusted. He’ll see all you Waynekers next week. But will it be Holland, France, Spain, Germany or Italy?