Hello there! Welcome back to another test of the great Wayne Biggins resolve. The plan lands, and he’s handed a massive beer. Wayne knows this will be good. Welcome to Germany!

There was only ever going to be one place for him. Can he kick it?

Yes he can. A debut goal, assist and win. And then the first hattrick early doors.

The club are renamed Biggins Munich in his honour. Elber is doing the job for now. Biggins misses his penalty (as usual) but we make it through in the Pokal.

He might not score on his CL debut, but we do get a magnificent result that puts us one step towards the knockouts.

Lowly St. Pauli give us a scare, but Wayne sees us on our way in the next round of the Pokal.

Bigginsefeld. He just keeps going.

Not bad after ten games, not bad at all.

I have no idea why I captured this, but here it is.

It’s been a bit of a barren run for Biggins, but he is bagging the assists. I said too much.

The drought is over. Beers all round.

Perfect 10. Oh shoot.

Stubbed his toe on the way to Mordor. We win without him, and on his return, it takes him 3 games to find the net. 2 assists and a goal isn’t bad.

And then the CL duck is broken! Geeeeet up!

Goals, goals, goals. Open the flood gates.

Aaaaaand then no goals.

It certainly gets trickier after he hits 36. Every time. Never mind, other things to celebrate. Boom!

Biggins is back in the money.

Biggins loves a big CL night though. Juve who?

Let us just forget the 6 shots on target and 1 goal though. Ejit.

We make it through and a smaller team in black and white feel his wrath.

This is poor though.

The title is ours!

However, the clown will miss the CL final now.

Barcelona will fear us less.

The season slopes away into nothing. Gazza is injured as ever.

And then he’s back to life about 4-5 games later.

We win the CL in hilarious circumstances. A last minute own goal.

Biggins returns for the Pokal final with a BANG!

Yes, that’s Bundesliga 2 opposition…who cares! And with that, Wayne sits atop the scoring charts with immense pride.

And so, that leaves Wayne with just France and Spain to conquer. Which will it be next?