Hallo, hej, hello! Welcome back to what could be described as the most exciting Championship Manager experience at this exact time of day on this page. And even that is possibly too high praise.

Cup games? Did someone say cup games. Love a cup. Ross gets a really easy draw.

Enough of that, we finally have a league game, and it is myself vs. Matt, FCK vs. AIK.

It turns out to be quite the performance from one dirty little pascal, either that or Diego Tur(d) drops the kids of at the pool at just the sight of Simpson.

That leaves a very early and lopsided games played table, looking like this:

Did we mention the cups? The f****** cups. For gods’ sake Scotland, tone it down with the cups.

A pretty even game at Celtic Park for the Big Ross Man and his Brondby lot. It’s such a shame he has a good chunk of injuries and that his players cannot shoot. Celtic steal an unfair victory. Ironically the goal scorer being Swedish.

Colding will be f****** freezing when he is out in the cold on a ban. Next up Deano who is impressively managing his squad from an exercise horse (look that one up). Needless to say, its great motivation for them from the big Welshman. Easy.

What the Ek. Johnny’s stats are poo to say the least but he bangs them in again. Zak remains on manager holiday and his team with just the one CM continue to impress.

Kindvall ruining it for all of us with OCD. With the final game Nathan’s Rosenborg break Hearts. Even as Hearts try to field 21 players.

Vidi-printer shot incoming. Pools panel result…f*** off with the cups.

Finally we bring you some more blog on blog. League fixtures ahoy.

First up Ross vs. Phil. Phil is sporting the Ajax formation and so far it has proved useful, if not indifferent. It turns out to be quick sand.

Great for Ross expect that is a 5^th injury to content with the a first 11 player. Next up I take on Dave’s All Brann’s. At half time Dave goes 4-2-2-2 and it’s a better outcome but not enough to turn it round.

The biggest news is that A Tenden suffers an injury. Cortisone on route. It’s a battle of the heavyweights, Deano vs. Rob and it is what appears to be a fair result if you forget that Rob’s Strom Gods have 23 shots.

In the Turnip Derby, Zak’s Malmo stun Matt’s AIK as they concede another 4 goals.

This time a great game for the OCD. Well done son. Next up Nathan takes on Nick. To be honest, even at this early stage Nick can do nothing but laugh at his players.

Losing Bisgaard couldn’t be any worse for a team that don’t appear to have any real talent to speak of. Although we haven’t seen any starts for the African contingent yet. Nick is clearly looking forward to the transfer window.

Obligatory vidi-printer:

That additional round of games leaves the still fledgling table as thus:

Ooof. Brutal for Nick.

Great news for Zak.

We have a further cup game and some catch up league fixtures for your eyes only. First up, myself against Kilmarnock. Easy fixture?

No. I forgot to remove Diego Tur(d) from the lineup and also two disallowed goals. A Shocking result. F*** off. League fixtures ahead include another turnip derby.

A fairly even start to the game is interrupted by Roed. Razza thinks he’s pulled Brondby back but the gods roll onwards.

Less nice for Deano as Malmo seem to be emsonite’s kryptonite. What makes it all the more impressive is that Zak was down 3 players due to international duty leaving him without a recognised CM. And still won.

Next up, Dave’s newly invigorated Brann are away to Nathan’s Rosenborg. However, their evening is ruined by a man named Derek. That and the fact the Mons Iver Mjelde is a fraud. Nowhere to be seen.

Vid-printer view:

That leaves us closing off with the table as such:

Feel a bit sorry for Matt here. AIK haven’t been woeful, just not in receipt of any luck in fine margin fixtures. For some, the transfer window a month away couldn’t come soon enough.

See you next time.