The CM9798 Academy have had a short but illustrious history. Consecutive promotions after being launched into the murky world of Division 3 were as welcome as they were unexpected and life in Division 1 has been a mixed bag. If you’re new to this, the gist of the Academy is that we can only sign free transfers aged 23 and under and everybody is up for sale. We’re just a cash cow. There’ll be a full graduate review at the end of this episode, but first we have to end the season. Can we get out of Division 1 at the first attempt? The table says: Possibly.

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Welcome back! It’s fair to say we found adapting to life in Division 1 tougher than we did during the step up to Division 2. We’ve taken some hammerings but shown we can still mix it with the big lads on our day. With such a young team, it’s inevitable there will be up days and down days. Are the playoffs a step too far for the Academy? The eternal struggles continues with a trip to QPR.

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Welcome back! Part 7 was out of this world. I really didn’t expect to be promoted to Division 1 at the first attempt so winning Division 2 came as a complete surprise. This update will pick up in the close season and will take you through to October 99 – which means I owe you a graduates update but as I alluded to at the end of Part 7, there’s more on the move. Sigh.

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Welcome back! There are 20 games between the CM9798 Acamdemy and a second consecutive promotion, but we’re dodging obstacles from all angles. Our captain, Stonesy as I once called him, is the latest to depart. He followed creator in chief Ryan Morrison out the door and owner Ike Mashley is swimming in cash. We’ve found free replacements – which is all we are allowed – but now we have our top scorer injured for January. It’s a good job we’re second.

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Greetings and welcome back to Academy life. My team of young freebies are doing themselves proud in Division 2 after our surprise promotion in the first season, but seeing as our number 1 graduated in September, we’ve got a job on our hands. So, what now?

Things get worse before they get better. We drop to 15th after a valiant but ultimately fruitless trip to Luton.

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Welcome back! Season 2 is upon us and after our unlikely run to promotion, the Academy now faces the even tougher challenge of competing at Division 2 level. If you are new to the series, I can only advise starting at episode 1 and going from there.

Our preparations are dealt an early blow as Gerard “£12k a week” Lyttle is the latest to graduate. That’s yet another centre back who has come and gone, which is remarkable when you consider: a) we can’t defend and b) my front two got 60 goals between them and nobody has even looked at them.

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In the words of Michael the Geordie: What’s it all aboot? Explanation is here and last week’s effort can be found here

Welcome back to our little experiment. This team of young freebies have acquitted themselves well in Division 3, and we’ve got an outside shot of a playoff spot. We’re off to Lincoln though, who are also in the mix. Here’s the table as it stands:

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The CM9798 Academy only accepts free transfers under the age of 23. All assets for sale. Catch up with Part 1 or Part 2 if you are behind!

Welcome back to Academy life. After an initially promising start, things started to unravel a bit in part 2 as we started to leak goals at an alarming rate. Some of that is down to losing our first graduate, centre half Danny Gee departing for Swindon, but really we’re just a young inexperienced side that will have peaks and troughs. I’m quite relaxed about it.

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Welcome back to our experiment. If you’re not sure what this is all about, the post from last week is here. In short, we’ve made an Academy which only signs free transfers under 23. We’ve got a squad together and made a reasonable start, but can we kick on?

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We’re back! Arguably, we never left, as I gave you all a massive 4 week break for the World Cup before returning with the Newcastle United short story. I asked YOU what should happen next:

The people have spoken. It was quite close though, so I will keep the NUFC save going too. Probably on a Wednesday, leaving Sunday free for the new long term save. But what? WHAT?

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