Our All-Out-Attack warriors are on a mission from God, and the day after his only son’s birthday, we’re off to Brechin.

Another narrow win, but thats 21 wins in 22. Let’s see how the individual stats are shaping up.

G-Tom’s the mustard, but young Bjarni’s slotting in seamlessly.

Look at little Twissy and Captain Mainwaring, how we miss them. Luckily we’ve still got a strong core.

What a man, what a man. 20 assists by Boxing Day while also snaffling 26 for himself.

So far so good with the Icelander – we’re well aware that this if a flat-track division though, and we need to be building a team that’s Division One ready.

This chap’s hardly played and would struggle for a work permit renewal. See Yia!

Why do I always fall for guys like this? I have terrible taste in men overseas players with good stats. in he comes.

We’re comfortably through in the Cup – ‘mon the Mon’!

Slightly squeakier one, but we’re helped out when their keeper wangs one into his own net on 28 mins.

Business as usual at home to Stranraer. Shukanov’s quietly effective out in the FR role.

This sounds like quite a sore condition rather than a footballer, but I do quite like the look of him, especially as he’s getting this average rating in Scotland and not Guinea or Cameroon. One for the watchlist.

The big guns up top do the biz against Stirling, and 1999 is proving just as kind as 1998 was.

Ajax have let this boy go, and for some unfathomable reason he’s keen to head to Scottish Division Two. He’s not unlikely to displace either of my strikers anytime soon, but good to have a bench option.

Not sure why Stubbsy is in, but he is – our first really marquee signing. Celtic had transfer listed him, and I need a bit of experience at the back.

The man from Costa Rica fancies some Irn Bru too.

Sneaky one at Partick in the cup. They’re a division above, so this is a good indicator for next season.

Finally we smash Albion Rovers, who are second, handed us our only loss and have been a constant thorn in our side.

In the words of Krusty the Klown…. ‘This…. I don’t need.’ Froylan joined just in time.

Finally got shot of this asshole, which is a silver lining.

33 goals by the third of February, it’s a minor tragedy that he’s missing a month and will have his inevitable club records dented.

No G-Tom, no problem. Ledezma slots in seamlessly.

I wasn’t sure what to expect, from this All Out Attack experiment – but it certainly wasn’t this. We’re smashing all comers, and having the time of our lives. Best defence in the league too, and by a distance.

And… two points suddenly dropped at home.

Looking at the stats, I’m not too worried. Just one of those cm9798 days.

A comfortable win against Premier League opposition, and a clean sheet to boot!

Like the Conservative Party, I’ve lost all interest in keeping Trees around the gaff.

Bjarni’s still tearing it up, and the vultures have started to circle. Luckily they’re really small vultures, so I think we’ll be okay.

That’s the league banked in February. Aim now is to secure a record points total and then to prime the boys for stiffer tests next season.

Bjarni’s doing the biz, and that’s another 6 points under the belt.

Some guys just relish being the main man, and unconfirmed rumours have it that he actually did a Craig Bellamy golf club swing at G-Tom to get the 9 shirt and show what he can do.

I’m not too worried about the threat of Bournemouth’s interest either – this is before they cheated their way through the divisions and they’re a run of the mill lower league side in 1999. We’ll laugh at any offers that come our way.

That’s us for this week – a load of Ws and one cheeky D. We’ll soon be welcoming Tomlinson back, and tackling Rangers in the cup (as usual), so tune in next week to see where we end up.

Remember….‘When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think they will see goals at both ends of the field, and some good honest lads smashing it to the big two up top.’

GG