So here we are, the final run in of this absolute shocking idea that should never have seen the light of day. Who to blame? Dave Black of course for allowing me to blog it. We’ll cover April/May due to the distinct lack of action in May.

The FA Cup final is now decided; Suncastle will face off with Everpool.

That Suncastle result is a lot less convincing than Everpool destroying perennial third place side Fulsea. Back in the Premier League, Norpswich have another crack at ensuring their survival.

All those defenders Wednesday United have bought really paying off…

A few days later in a catch-up game vs. the Hotguns, they are at it again!

This Arseham Hotguns side have at times been a total let down. And as such, they fail early;

So even with Kinkladze and Horlock, they still do it. And in style…

However, I have just clocked a signing Johan Cruyff has made in March…possibly the strangest signing I’ve seen by a top club ever…

Why?!?

He won’t even get a look in for the Champions League Final.

The goals keep rolling in for Norpswich in the league.

Mowbray with yet another Astoningham display. Speaking of Astoningham things, Marcus Gayle has had the season of a lifetime.

Final the Norpswich wheels fall off, although admittedly they are probably now safe.

The relegation dog fight just got interesting. Old Dale finally drop into the bottom three having avoided it all season.

More staggering that Portstoke have survived without a keeper. However, a draw for Old Dale and a loss for Westwall sees them jump back out for the final day.

However, at the vital time, Westwall somehow pull a point at the Champions and Old Dale are down.

The table finishes as such.

The vital statistics for our players too is at its final stance.

And as predicted, Everpool win the FA Cup, as Alan Shearer does nothing when it comes to the big game.

Should have played Dichio…lol. A City United don’t get another trophy however, as Real Madrid manage to squeeze a goal beyond Mr Chips.

And with that, this damn mess is done. I hope you have enjoyed these ten parts of my severe regret. I’m sure I’ll be back soon with some other utter crap. See you soon!