I’ve decided to carry on. After escaping relegation last season, I can’t finish on a low note. Surely I can drag these Latino fools back to glory, right?
It’s not the best of starts and I’m fearing another calamatious season ahead of me.

I’ve decided to carry on. After escaping relegation last season, I can’t finish on a low note. Surely I can drag these Latino fools back to glory, right?
It’s not the best of starts and I’m fearing another calamatious season ahead of me.
The Start of Season 4
A small amount of changes.
Keith Branagan has retired so we need a new first choice keeper. That position has been filled with David James, the one time Liverpool keeper has been at Division Two Cardiff for the past 12 months. He’ll either be a steal or a hapless horror show.
Isiah Rankin joined on a perm deal for £925k, after 21 goals in 25 games I think we can all agree he wont score in the next 40. Also joining are veteran Slaven Bilic – replaces Stephane Henchoz whose work permit has expired, and Schoolboy Jermaine Dobson. Dobson is a striker, and we are all quite excited.
Hello and welcome back to Scotland and Motherwell. Last season we won promotion into the Premier League at the 3rd time of asking. We’ve gone from the bottom to the top. Now can we stay there and push up the table? Let’s find out.
August
Hello and welcome to 1999! We closed 1998 out joint top of our European Championship qualifying group – you can catch up here. It’s going reasonably well. I’m in shock. Howay the ladzes!
Góðan Dag my heathen friends and Velkomin to the fourth and final installment of our fifth season. We left you last time 14 points clear of second place Beorma’s Ham, although Estone were making their way up the table and had 2 games in hand – which if they win, the gap would be just 10 points.
Hello Champers! We’ve been on a mid-season break as some real world deadlines caught up with me. Thanks for rejoining Niall Warnock for Season 12 – and Leeds United in the Premiership.
Here’s a check-in on our Hall of Fame where Neil Warnock’s managerial record is being pulled apart. We’ve won promotion from Division Three (twice), Promotion from Division Two (three times), The EFL Trophy (twice), the League Cup and been promoted to the Premier League twice. We’ve also played 588 competitive games, and got more than 1000 to go [to catch the moving target of 1603]!
Hello and welcome to the long weekend, a run of bank holidays has cheered my brain up, but can I engage it enough to steer my South American lummoxes away from relegation a few short seasons after nearly doing the quadruple.
We’re into the business end of the season and things are not rosy at St James Park:
Today’s episode will see the end of the 3rd Season of this challenge where we try and beat Sir Alex’s achievements. We are with Bolton Wanderers, and it’s safe to say we have not really got started yet.
Achievements to date:
Yep…
Believe me.. I know!
Continue readingHello and welcome to season 13. If you have been with us from the beginning then thank you so much. it’s been a grind and we aren’t even half way. If you are new welcome along for the ride. We’ve had 2 seasons finishing 4th in Division 1 with Motherwell after back to back promotions from Division 3. Can it be 3rd time lucky to get promotion to the Premier League? Let’s find out.
August
A gentile reminder of why we are here; to try and make something of this golden generation of Georgian players. You can catch up here. We couldn’t qualify for the world cup but 1997 was okay. We won two competitive games and think we found our shape. As we await our first fixtures, its an endless stream of injuries: