Hello there! Welcome to the final in our series, Football League Trophy Manager. It has been glorious. And by glorious, we mean tedious. Who knew managing s**** players and not being allowed to improve your squad could be so frustrating. If you want to catch up on last week, knock yourself out here.
Góðan Dag my fellow heathens and Velkomin back to the year 869. Last time out we were runners up in the league and league cup, quarter finalists in the FA cup and Winners of the Champions League. With that you’d think we’d have an increase in reputation and all the top boys will be wanting to join us. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to be the case, however we do manage to bring in Haaland who will be our new defensive midfielder. Stian Neset is interested but we cant afford his £65k per week wage demands.
Hello, Lillywhites! Join us for the Season 11 finale.
Last time out Niall’s Leeds were thirty games into season eleven and sitting pretty at the top of Division 1 – nine points clear of Ipswich. We start this episode by dispatching Coventry, courtesy of our anonymous Frenchman. That’s his third league goal in twelve starts. Hopefully he will kick on from here.
Happy Saturday you beautiful people. Spring is arriving, so what could be better than checking in with my bunch of Latin Lunatics?
Last time out my boys went through an unfathomable period of shooting ourselves in the foot. Constantly. We crashed out of both domestic cups and only recently started to claw out way back up the table.
Recap…
We are trying to replicate what Sir Alex Ferguson did at Man United, we are at Bolton and sit 20th in the Premier League at the end of October. We’ve been in the role for just under a year and it’s fair to say it’s been a struggle.
We are in desperate need of a striker or two, and have a shade over £5m to make that happen.
Let’s see who turns us down this week..
Jamie Pollock is too casual on the ball.. Steve Flack makes full use of the opportunity. We squander chances and fall to a defeat.
Hello All. I said I’d do a 10 year update so here is it is. It’s 9 full seasons but it’s close enough.
Scotland
Hello and welcome back to another episode of what it feels like to let someone piss in your eyes except their piss is bleach, also known affectionately as Football League Trophy Manager. If you wish to catch up with last weeks shenanigans, you can do so here.
We left the table looking like this after almost 29 games for all. As the saying goes, bleachy piss rolls downhill and Ross is soaking. 17 points clear, we’re just playing until Rob’s championship is confirmed. Pools panel verdict? Nobody cares.
Góðan Dag fellow heathens and Velkomin back to the final installment for this season. Last time out it felt like all we played were cup games. We’d managed to secure ourselves a spot in the League Cup final, the FA Cup semi final and somehow (after beating Barca), a spot in the Champions League semi final. We were also 5th in the league but realistically fighting for 2nd spot as Monkceaster are current runaway leaders.
Welcome back, Lillywhites!
Our Niall is navigating his way through Season 11, and the next challenge of Promotion to the Premier League. You join our hero 15 games into the season, and managing a domestic campaign with Europe.
Hello and happy Saturday. We’re back on Tyneside with our band of Geordie Samba stars trying to write their names into the history books after last seasons heroics.
Let’s start with a visit from Wolves, shall we?
