You’ll Never Win Again

After Leeds collapsed like the Ikea furniture I make, Chelsea took the Premier League title under the management of Tony Adams. As we also bottled it against Bolton Wanderers in the Champions League, I’ve thrown my toys out of the pram and gone to rescue a club in need

Liverpool managerLiverpool have just been relegated and Roy Evans left in shame. I’ll be able to re-build the squad as the firesale is already underway before I’m even in the job

Scholes NewcastleObviously I need some pals with me, so this is my first move

nevland to liverpoolBest mate. Anyway, you’re probably all wondering who replaced me at Leeds. Well…

mamanaman to leedsI don’t think anybody expected that to happen. Transfers as usual are a bit mad

ball to madrid klarstrom to barca cannavaro to inter JC to Man Utd abadal to real mpenza to madrid kluivert to valenciaThis is the squad I’m hoping will take me back to the Premier League

liverpool squadWhy did I leave? Well, I was pretty annoyed by the collapse at the end of the season and both Landreau & Bowyer wanted to move to a bigger club (they haven’t yet). Another season in the UEFA Cup didn’t really appeal to me and the chance to re-build a big club like Liverpool is too good to turn down, I just hope I can get out of Division 1 at the first time of asking.

Also, Scimeca is still broken

scimmy 4 monthsThe Charity Shield gets the season under way

CS 05A resounding victory for Tony Adams and friends. But soon, it’s time for former Chelsea manager Gordon Milne to find his way back to the Premier League

arsenal sack oneillmilne to arsenalGood grief. But still, that’s just the start of the merry-go-round

sunderland sack jewelloneill sunderlandwenger to auxerreThen finally, a nice homecoming

reid to man cityAfter all of that, the season is progressing nicely and I’ve got Liverpool up in the top 4 of Division 1. As ever, with a lot of new players it takes a bit of time to gel but then we get going, it’s been a good rise up the table. Unfortunately, Premier League clubs want my star player

bolton bochenskiI’ve said no for now but to prepare me I’ve brought in another old friend

keane to liverpoolKeane isn’t getting a game under McManaman so I’m happy to take him off their hands. Here’s the top of Division 1

div 1 top 05Big Ron’s Birmingham leading the way, for now. In the Premier League though, Brian Little’s got Aston Villa back on top ahead of Man Utd & Leeds, with Sheff Utd joining the party. Adams’ Chelsea are not far behind – though they do knock me out of the league cup on penalties.

prem top nov 05At the bottom, it’s early days but Everton’s yo-yo existence looks like continuing. Marashliev has retired sadly, but then so has Paolo Maldini and Blackburn are ok.

prem bottom nov 05Join us next time where hopefully I’ll be well on the way back up and maybe Riccy Scimeca will get a new jaw fitted. Feel free to give me abuse on twitter for my latest job change.

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