Where Eagles Dare – Part 1: Introducing BEEFCO

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Finally, an idea has arrived. Something has awoken and it’s all Nath’s fault.

I’ve got an entirely fictional story for you to set the scene. I should point out, multi club ownership is rubbish and a blight on modern day football but I do hope it’ll make for an interesting blog.

Big Eagle Entertainment Football Club Opportunities – BeefCo for short (also BEEFCO) are a set of mysterious investors who have purchased three football clubs across Europe. Their plan is for European domination which will inevitably lead to World Domination, as let’s face it, clubs outside of Europe aren’t up to much on CM9798. The dream is to see two of the BeefCo play out a Champions League final, but let me tell you this – these clubs are nowhere near Champions League at this point in time.

Let’s see who the BeefCo have signed up…

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Win the FA Cup with Torquay

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Greetings to you. It’s nice to be back, even if it is just a one off blog. I’ve been in a creative hole for a while now, for the first time since I started this site and all the other stuff I write about, I have nothing. No ideas, no spark, no appetite to open the laptop lid. Maybe it’s age catching me up – so many late nights sacrificing the odd hour of sleep here or there have stood me in good stead for being a parent of 2 – but those extra hours are hard to come by. I’m tired, boss.

Anyway, enough about my internal monologue. We’re back with a new-old idea. From the brain that brought you Win the FA Cup with Doncaster, here’s Win the FA Cup with Torquay. What a squad it is.

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Basque Boys Deux – Part 18: Super Calle | @NTR9798

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Bonjour, and a very happy Vendredi to you! You join us in a familiar position at the halfway stage of season eight. We’re out of Europe and the League Cup, and have drawn PSG in the main cup, so that’ll probably be short-lived, but at least that way we’ll have no distractions from trying to finish strongly in the league. Let’s f*cking go…

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Basque Boys Deux – Part 18: Mestalla misery | @NTR9798

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Bonjour! If you’ve followed this adventure for all eight seasons so far, I salute you! I’m sure you’re just as frustrated as me that we still haven’t won anything, but we’re fresh off the back of a third-place finish, so let’s see if we can go at least one better this season. Let the summer recruitment commence…

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