Hello blog readers, we’re into added time with our Yorkshire Africans as I have decided to spend one more season with these beauties in a quest for the Champions League trophy.
As a quick recap on the past 5 seasons, we were noted for our entertaining attacking prowess which brought a FA Cup victory and a run to the Champions League semi-finals, but deficiencies at the back often cost us.
Last season however, two key signings, KIlana in goal and Freddie Kanoute up front delivered the Premier League and Uefa Cup glory. I also steered Nigeria to an unexpected World Cup triumph in Japan.
So, this season, Leeds are going for the big one, but first, a little transfer business.
Hello – it’s Thursday morning so time for another spin around Elland Road and the middle of Season 5 for my African Tribe. We’ve made a blistering start to this season, topping the table and progressing well in the Uefa Cup – so can this be the season where glory is destined?
Hello and Happy New Year to you all. I hope you’ve had a decent break and are ready to follow more trials and tribulations with my African Leeds team. We’re about to embark on Season 5, so far we’ve won the FA Cup and reached a few semi-finals, notably the Champions League last season, but the common theme over the past 12 parts has been inconsistent form. We can score shed loads, but we can also concede them.
I gave myself a target of 5 seasons to win the league and makes some inroads into Europe, so will Season 5 fulfil those ambitions?
This is the squad that will try and achieve that aim, I’m not holding out much hope though, but maybe the Quicker and co can bring some glory
Hello, and welcome to the end of Season 4 for my African warriors. Last time out I left you with my charges dragging their heels near mid-table, but with prospects in the Champions League and FA Cup to whet the appetite.
Here’s where we left things in part 11 – 12 points off the top, 12 games won, 12 games lost – very apt for part 12 really.
We’ll kick off with the news that we may yet see more Thunderbastards from our terrace hero, big Tone.
It’s tap ins, injuries and red cards against Villa though. I don’t mind, this is a good win. Silly Lunt getting himself sent off like that.
Chelsea, and Richard Wright in particular are also hard work to break down. We’re starting to remind the fans of George Graham with these 1-0 wins though.
Not so in Europe though, as we do a Spurs and knock in five goals by half time against Ajax. Ajax are still a decent side, but we just blew them away with our pace and power. Dare I suggest we have one foot in the semi’s??
One semi we’re defeating sporting is in the FA Cup as we are like a rat out of a trap against Chelsea and not even Devine intervention can stop our pursuit of retaining that famous trophy.
We’ll take on Liverpool in the next round, bring it on.
Coventry have a centreback pairing of Gary Breen and Rio Ferdinand. One gets himself sent off and another scores an own goal as we triumph by three goals. The Quicker is back in a rich vein of form.
Second leg shenanigans in Holland, but we see the tie out with a Bakayoko leveller and we’re through baby
To face the mighty Bayern. They are usually quite underpowered in the game, but I have the German league running, so they might be a sterner test. We shall see.
Getting to the final four in Europe isn’t enough to tempt George
But it entices Freddie, who I know is classed as French in the game, but he played for Mali in real life, so I’m allowing it and there’s nothing you can do to stop me, so there.
I really thought we had won an epic encounter with Blackburn when Barnes scored in the last minute only for Chris Sutton to have the final say. Agali, clearly worried about his position with Kanoute on the bench takes a fine double.
Semi time and it’s a bright start against Bayern but Baron and Mick Dundee have other ideas and we have big work to do in Germany in a fortnights time.
One semi that won’t be achieving full tumescence is in the FA Cup where Liverpool beat us at Old Trafford.
We are getting better at recovering from these sort of set backs
However, Bakayoko won’t be recovering from being hacked in half by Scott Howey and that’s his season over. This is a worrying turn of events.
He’s been worth every penny of that £6.75m transfer fee
We almost get our revenge on title chasing Liverpool, but Kanu equalises with 2 minutes to go. Adrian Mole’s hat trick only earning us a point in the end. I can’t complain too much as it is only 2 days since we last played.
Annoyingly it’s also 2 days before our trip to Germany to try and reverse a 2-1loss from the first leg. Iorfa is stepping in for the injured Bakayoko and his two goals would be sweet were it not for the three that we conceded
It’ll be a Barcelona and Bayern Munich final then…
So, our only way back into Europe for next season will be via a high league finish, so shedding the midweek hangover, Spurs are ably dispatched despite late efforts by Disco Des.
Derby are next up to taste defeat at the hands our lads
But we stumble against bottom of the table WBA
And then again against ten man City
It’s better times at Hillsborough though and 3 second half goals has the chairman checking passport renewal dates for next seasons european adventures
But which competition will we be in?
To get back in the Champions League, we need to win and hope Newcastle do us a favour and beat Liverpool, but not by like 20 goals or something stupid.
We do our bit against Wimbledon, which for some reason is on the Friday night when everyone else will play on the Sunday
Could Kanoute and Yeboah have fired us back to the promised land?
Well, no. Robbie Fowler spoils it all for us.
Still, we lost no league games in part 3, which is something
So UEFA cup exploits beckon for us next season
Horrendous middle of the season there
Goals not flowing quite as much as previous seasons
A team newly promoted to Division 3 try to turn my head, but I have unfinished business here.
Besides, I’m also managing Nigeria and that’s been slowly improving ahead of next years world cup
Awards time and nothing for us to shout about
Tears flow though as we say goodbye to two genuine Leeds Legends
Oh, and our reserve goalie
These twats still won’t retire though
So, that’s a wrap for season 4. I said at the start I would give myself 5 seasons to be successful, so next season I need a tilt at the title and glory in Europe, so hopefully you’ll join me in the New Year for part 13 and in the meantime, Merry Xmas and thanks for reading
Good morning and welcome to the sticky middle of season 4 with my all African Leeds United team. We’re playing our first season in Europe and despite a tough group, we’re still in with a chance of qualifying. In the league however, midweek Champions League hangovers are a very real thing, stunting our progress
Hello to you – I’ve named the first part of Season 4 as ‘Africa Enters Europe’ as last season we won the FA Cup, which would allow Leeds to compete in the Cup Winners Cup, but we managed to pull a second place finish in the league out of the hat, giving us a shot at the Champions League. It is not about cans of Xmas favourite aerosols being inserted into the orifices of 80’s power ballad rockers, Europe. If you were expecting the latter, this is not the blog for you.
Anyway, Season 4 is about to start and we find out who stands between us and at least 6 games against Europe’s finest. It could have been worse with Monaco, Inter and Dortmund lurking.
Morning blog readers. You join me as we enter the final furlong of season 3 of our African odyssey. We’ve not really had much to shout about so far, we’ve scored a lot but also conceded a lot. Here’s how we stand however, with 11 games left to make a push to European qualification.
Welcome back to another part of the saga that is my journey to glory with my Leeds team made up from players across the African continent. So far, we’ve been fair to middling. We can score, but we also can’t defend.
Here’s how we left things last week, reaching for the top, but can we keep it up?
Hello, we’re now into Season 3 of my African Leeds challenge where I hope to win some sliverware and lead the Elland Road faithful into glorious european nights.
At the moment I’m more Dennis Wise than David O’Leary int he management stakes, no cup wins, no european football and two 9th place finishes to show for my troubles. We can score goals, but we can’t seem to defend them.
Gavin Nebbeling has had enough and retires from duty in the close season
Here’s how we’re lining up for the new season. Quinzinho,or The Quicker, knows where the goal is. I’ve brought in Adel Sellimi to play in the AM/FR role and Peter Oforiquaye has joined on line from South America of all places.
Hello and welcome back after a week off where I took in the delights of Edinburgh and a cheeky game of FIFA 94 at the Edinburgh Museum Game On exhibition, but lets fast forward to 1999 and we’re into the final stretch of my second season with our all African Leeds squad.
As you’ll recall, we can score a lot, but also concede many too. We’re here in the league, but 2nd place is almost possible, isn’t it?
