Portuguese Men o’ Wolves – Part 18: All fours | @NTR9798

Bom Dia! and welcome once again to more Friday frolics with Nick and his squad of Portuguese Wolves, who after making a great start to their second season in the Premiership, have been going through a blip lately. Can they sort it out this week?…

Despite sliding from 4th to 9th last week, we’re only 6 points off 2nd spot, so it’s not actually as bad as it sounds. Let’s see how many places we can climb with just 16 games remaining…

We start by getting knocked out of the FA Cup at the hands of Sheffield United, as José Veiga has a debut to forget in our goal. There’s no shame in conceding a Tom Youngs strike, but I’ve no idea who the other bloke is…

Old Trafford has been a surprisingly happy hunting ground for us so far, but despite being 10th, United are in no mood to be messed around, and lead after 5 minutes, but we battle back and leave with a well-earned point.

Oddly, we have a 3-week break with no game before facing league leaders and midlands rivals, Aston Villa. We look to be heading for another good point, only to come unstuck at the end and leave with Niel points…

The recent slump hasn’t gone unnoticed by the board, and after being in the Premiership for just under two seasons now, apparently 8th place is no longer good enough for them…

But just as all is starting to look lost, things finally take a turn for the better in front of a record 36,997 spectators against 4th-placed Leicester, thanks to Pauleta, who gives us a 1-0 lead to sit on for the remaining 87 minutes…

We follow the narrow win over the foxes with another against rock-bottom Spurs, where the usually invincible Ian Walker has a rare off-day and is surprisingly easy to score against, as Capucho and Pauleta do the damage.

European football returns after a 3-month break, and we make it three wins in as many games with a solid away performance on Tyneside to put one foot (or paw, seeing that we’re Wolves) in the UEFA Cup semi finals…

A visit from Wednesday is all about the fours… Pauleta scores for the fourth game running to set us on the way to a fourth win in a row, but despite a red card, the visitors equalise four minutes from the final whistle. Four f*ck sake!

The points are shared again in a rescheduled midweek catch up game at Elland Road, which extends our recent unbeaten run to 5 games, but I’d rather the two extra points. This Cassin bloke is really starting to p*ss me off…

A dismal stalemate at Stamford Bridge with 17th-placed Chelsea follows, thanks mainly to Mickael Landreau again, but it’s not all doom and gloom as the point lifts us to 6th place…

My keeper’s fine form is finally rewarded with a call up to the national side, well done Miggy.

And carrying on the four theme, Newcastle take the lead in the fourth minute, but we grab a late equaliser to make it four draws in a row and progress to the last four of the UEFA Cup…

Our reward for despatching The Toon is a quarter of a million and a semi with Real Madrid. Oh joy…

Liverpool end our unbeaten run in a match that’s all done and dusted inside 7 minutes. It probably should have been a heavier defeat, but our keeper is man of the match and most of the defenders have 8/10, which says it all…

The arrival of Veiga means that I now have four keepers, so I say a permanent Ciao to Cao.

And Hugo Porfirio, who has quite frankly been useless, has the choice between Southend, Carlisle and Chesterfield, and opts for the latter…

There are no deadline day incomings, but I decide to let Manarte leave as we’ve got a lot of strikers, with Alexandre doing well out on loan and staking his claim for next season…

We’ve enjoyed playing Newcastle lately, and in our third meeting with them in a month, Pinto marks his return from injury with a goal, and his midfield partner in crime joins him on the score sheet to take us up to 5th in the table…

I was frustrated after all those draws, so this is a nice surprise…

To the UEFA Cup semis then, and our trip to the Bernabéu goes about as badly as it can, the only silver lining being two away goals, which may or may not come in handy depending on how many we let them score in the second leg.

We’ve never managed to shake off our ability to throw in pathetic performances against the bottom teams. Scoring two against 15th-placed Barnsley would have been great if we didn’t give them a 3-0 head start. The Little Tykes…

We wrap this week up at Craven Cottage, where we take the lead somewhat against the run of play, and the hosts are deservedly level in no time. Try as we may, we just can’t find a winner, and it’s two more points dropped…

So here’s the table after all of that, and after a winning a few and climbing up to 5th, some poor results have seen us drop back down to 9th, where we started this week. We’re only two points outside the European places with four games left though, so all is not lost yet…

A quick look at the squad before we go, and after a few sales, we’re down to my preferred size of 26, with most of the youngsters out on loan getting valuable experience…

So that’s it for another week. Join me again next week for the final 5 league games against Bolton, Birmingham, Arsenal, Coventry and Sheffield United, as well as that second leg with Real Madrid. It’s also a World Cup summer, so we’ll be following Portugal’s progress in Japan to pass some time in the close season. See you then. Adeus!

Nowhere I’d Radebe – Part 13: The Quick and The Fred | @Matt_C_Wills

Hello and Happy New Year to you all. I hope you’ve had a decent break and are ready to follow more trials and tribulations with my African Leeds team. We’re about to embark on Season 5, so far we’ve won the FA Cup and reached a few semi-finals, notably the Champions League last season, but the common theme over the past 12 parts has been inconsistent form. We can score shed loads, but we can also concede them.

I gave myself a target of 5 seasons to win the league and makes some inroads into Europe, so will Season 5 fulfil those ambitions?

This is the squad that will try and achieve that aim, I’m not holding out much hope though, but maybe the Quicker and co can bring some glory

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Donny On Top – Part 1 | @FMCM_FC

Hello All. It’s been a while since I did a blog but I’ve been given a challenge and a half by Santa. Let me explain.

The Blog Squad got together over Christmas to do a secret Santa. We were to buy a football shirt for each other and whatever shirt we received would be the team of our next blog. The Legend Deano pulled my name and he got me a stunning Doncaster Rovers shirt. The challenge is to win the Premier League with them. Doncaster are woeful on 97/98. In real life they had one of the worst seasons in Football League history, ending up in the Conference. We have a trump card though. With the shirt I received I also got an icon card, Francesco Totti. So for this blog Totti will start at Doncaster. Also as a nod to Deano I will sign 1 Welshman every season. Here’s a look at the current squad.

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The Blog Squad Returns! | @RossBell__

Hello and welcome back. As promised, I am back. The year is 2022, and only a few months have passed since my last blog post……. well, it seems it’s been almost 3 full years since we left the Blog squad. They had just finished a pretty successful first EPL season. They finished 3rd overall and qualified for our first every European adventure.

Let’s get right back into it, shall we? Having finished strongly, we start the season looking to improve both the squad and the finishing position. We make hard work of Forest but overcome them in the end, thanks to TBS OG Zak.

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Team GB – Head to Head. Part 1 – Meet the Teams | @Emsonite

Happy New Year & welcome to a new blog series. Apologies if you are expecting more of the same. I did start a new blog with another stupid backstory but I lost interest in it.

The backstories came long before I started using Twitter. It was always me, my brother Darren and mate, Rennie, who would set each other challenges.  We would always come up with fictional reasons why we were doing a challenge. Things like saving Bury from terrible events which all started with their club folding, after a visit from Doc from Back to the Future who said we had to win the Champions League or many people would die! My last blog on Partick Thistle, was based upon an in-challenge a few years ago about melting English trophies into a sword to take back to Scotland. 

So after joining Twitter and asking Dave if I could do a blog on his site, it was always going to be in that style. BUT….. I think I’ve milked the joke as far I can now. Haven’t really got any new good ideas and the truth is I’m a bit bored of it.

For my next couple of blogs I’m going to focus on the game itself.

The backstory of this blog is pretty simple. We had a Secret Santa between the bloggers with the idea of getting someone a mystery shirt and challenging them to write a blog based on that team.

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Portuguese Men o’ Wolves – Part 17: Shocks away! | @NTR9798

Bom Dia! And happy new year to you! Nick and his Portuguese Wolves are back from the festive break to give you your Friday fix of Champ once again. They were in a great position when we stopped for Christmas, but will that continue this week? Here’s Nick…

After just under a third of the season, we sit in fourth place, equal on everything with Liverpool but with a better goal difference, so not too shabby so far. Let’s get cracking…

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Portuguese Men o’ Wolves – Part 16: Average João | @NTR9798

Bom Dia! It’s Friday again, and that can only mean that Nick is back to resume his Portuguese adventure with Wolves, who have just finished 4th in their first season in the Premiership. Will European football help attract any big names to Molineux over the summer?…

I’ll start with an apology… some of you may have noticed that last week, I said I was taking a break from this adventure to bring you something special this week. Unfortunately, that something special isn’t quite ready yet, but good things come to those who wait…

So back to Molineux we go, and we start with an outgoing as Soares heads to Spain. He only played 3 games this season, but was a bit of a stopgap anyway…

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Nowhere I’d Radebe – Part 12: You Kanoute be Serious?! | @Matt_C_Wills

Yeboah!

Hello, and welcome to the end of Season 4 for my African warriors. Last time out I left you with my charges dragging their heels near mid-table, but with prospects in the Champions League and FA Cup to whet the appetite.

Here’s where we left things in part 11 – 12 points off the top, 12 games won, 12 games lost – very apt for part 12 really.

We’ll kick off with the news that we may yet see more Thunderbastards from our terrace hero, big Tone.

It’s tap ins, injuries and red cards against Villa though. I don’t mind, this is a good win. Silly Lunt getting himself sent off like that.

Chelsea, and Richard Wright in particular are also hard work to break down. We’re starting to remind the fans of George Graham with these 1-0 wins though.

Not so in Europe though, as we do a Spurs and knock in five goals by half time against Ajax. Ajax are still a decent side, but we just blew them away with our pace and power. Dare I suggest we have one foot in the semi’s??

One semi we’re defeating sporting is in the FA Cup as we are like a rat out of a trap against Chelsea and not even Devine intervention can stop our pursuit of retaining that famous trophy.

We’ll take on Liverpool in the next round, bring it on.

Coventry have a centreback pairing of Gary Breen and Rio Ferdinand. One gets himself sent off and another scores an own goal as we triumph by three goals. The Quicker is back in a rich vein of form.

Second leg shenanigans in Holland, but we see the tie out with a Bakayoko leveller and we’re through baby

To face the mighty Bayern. They are usually quite underpowered in the game, but I have the German league running, so they might be a sterner test. We shall see.

Getting to the final four in Europe isn’t enough to tempt George

But it entices Freddie, who I know is classed as French in the game, but he played for Mali in real life, so I’m allowing it and there’s nothing you can do to stop me, so there.

I really thought we had won an epic encounter with Blackburn when Barnes scored in the last minute only for Chris Sutton to have the final say. Agali, clearly worried about his position with Kanoute on the bench takes a fine double.

Semi time and it’s a bright start against Bayern but Baron and Mick Dundee have other ideas and we have big work to do in Germany in a fortnights time.

One semi that won’t be achieving full tumescence is in the FA Cup where Liverpool beat us at Old Trafford.

We are getting better at recovering from these sort of set backs

However, Bakayoko won’t be recovering from being hacked in half by Scott Howey and that’s his season over. This is a worrying turn of events.

He’s been worth every penny of that £6.75m transfer fee

We almost get our revenge on title chasing Liverpool, but Kanu equalises with 2 minutes to go. Adrian Mole’s hat trick only earning us a point in the end. I can’t complain too much as it is only 2 days since we last played.

Annoyingly it’s also 2 days before our trip to Germany to try and reverse a 2-1loss from the first leg. Iorfa is stepping in for the injured Bakayoko and his two goals would be sweet were it not for the three that we conceded

It’ll be a Barcelona and Bayern Munich final then…

So, our only way back into Europe for next season will be via a high league finish, so shedding the midweek hangover, Spurs are ably dispatched despite late efforts by Disco Des.

Derby are next up to taste defeat at the hands our lads

But we stumble against bottom of the table WBA

And then again against ten man City

It’s better times at Hillsborough though and 3 second half goals has the chairman checking passport renewal dates for next seasons european adventures

But which competition will we be in?

To get back in the Champions League, we need to win and hope Newcastle do us a favour and beat Liverpool, but not by like 20 goals or something stupid.

We do our bit against Wimbledon, which for some reason is on the Friday night when everyone else will play on the Sunday

Could Kanoute and Yeboah have fired us back to the promised land?

Well, no. Robbie Fowler spoils it all for us.

Still, we lost no league games in part 3, which is something

So UEFA cup exploits beckon for us next season

Horrendous middle of the season there

Goals not flowing quite as much as previous seasons

A team newly promoted to Division 3 try to turn my head, but I have unfinished business here.

Besides, I’m also managing Nigeria and that’s been slowly improving ahead of next years world cup

Awards time and nothing for us to shout about

Tears flow though as we say goodbye to two genuine Leeds Legends

Oh, and our reserve goalie

These twats still won’t retire though

So, that’s a wrap for season 4. I said at the start I would give myself 5 seasons to be successful, so next season I need a tilt at the title and glory in Europe, so hopefully you’ll join me in the New Year for part 13 and in the meantime, Merry Xmas and thanks for reading

Portuguese Men o’ Wolves – Part 15: Cort in a Gayle | @NTR9798

Bom Dia! and welcome to the finale of Nick’s first season in the Premiership with his entirely-Portuguese Wolves squad. They’re in a great position, but have some tough games coming up. Can they hold it together until the end? Here’s Nick…

Whatever happens over the next 15 games, I’m proud of the boys. I’d have bitten your hand off if you’d offered me relegation survival, but we now find ourselves in contention for European football, so let’s see what we can do.

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Nowhere I’d Radebe – Part 11: Daio I not like that… | @Matt_C_Wills

Good morning and welcome to the sticky middle of season 4 with my all African Leeds United team. We’re playing our first season in Europe and despite a tough group, we’re still in with a chance of qualifying. In the league however, midweek Champions League hangovers are a very real thing, stunting our progress

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