Turf Roar: Season 1 – Part 1 | @Taitanator

This blog starts with a secret, a secret Santa.  I was gifted this beauty, Burnley’s 1994 Wembley away shirt. Funnily enough, my Irish grandad chose Burnley as his club when he arrived in Lancashire, so I’ve always had a soft spot for them, how did blog squad member @Matt_C_Wills know?

The challenge is obvious, try and win it all with The Clarets, the rules are these:

  • I can only sign players from The Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland (thanks Grandad) or any nation that begins with a B. (Burnley begins with a B, it’s incredibly innovative.)
  • There are a maximum of three wild card slots available in the match day squad, these can be taken up by:

i) Any French player, the Bene and Hot rule, (Burnley is the only team to serve the French liqueur Benedictine topped up with hot water, selling in excess of 30 bottles at each home game, thanks Wikipedia.)

ii) Any random player as long as they have been signed directly from the official Wikipedia rivals list. The Clarets official Wikipedia rivals are Blackburn, Accrington Stanley (not on the game), Blackpool, Bolton, Preston North End, Bradford and Leeds.

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Portuguese Men o’ Wolves – Part 22: Figo or no? | @NTR9798

Bom Dia! It’s Friday, and time to visit Nick and his squad of Portuguese talent at Wolves, who are well-positioned in season 6 with 15 games left. Can they hang on for another European finish or perhaps even better? Here’s the man himself…

Liverpool are emulating their real life “Slot Machine” at the minute, and closing that 10-point gap is a lot to ask, but let’s see if we can at least give them a run for their money…

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Nowhere I’d Radebe – Part 17: Flora Eyes Only | @Matt_C_Wills

Hello and happy Thursday Champman fans. We’re heading into the middle section of season six, where destiny shapes our season up and sees if we can keep on track for my African Leeds team to triumph at Europe’s top table.

The Canaries aren’t at it as we kick off this blog episode with a resounding win, even if we did ship two goals. Whilst we think we are becoming hard to beat, here’s our Graham with a quick reminder.

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Portuguese Men o’ Wolves – Part 21: An old flame | @NTR9798

Bom Dia! and welcome back to Molineux as we check in with Nick to see how he and his Portuguese-only Wolves squad are getting on. A change in formation has seen them start season six impressively, but they’ve always struggled with consistency, so can they keep it up? Here’s Nick with the latest…

After twelve games were 4th, which isn’t to be sniffed at. Liverpool lead the way just as in real life, but 5 points isn’t an insurmountable gap, so let’s see what we can do to catch them.

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Nowhere I’d Radebe – Part 16: Extra Time | @Matt_C_Wills

Hello blog readers, we’re into added time with our Yorkshire Africans as I have decided to spend one more season with these beauties in a quest for the Champions League trophy.

As a quick recap on the past 5 seasons, we were noted for our entertaining attacking prowess which brought a FA Cup victory and a run to the Champions League semi-finals, but deficiencies at the back often cost us.

Last season however, two key signings, KIlana in goal and Freddie Kanoute up front delivered the Premier League and Uefa Cup glory. I also steered Nigeria to an unexpected World Cup triumph in Japan.

So, this season, Leeds are going for the big one, but first, a little transfer business.

Out go a few occasional sidemen

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Donny On Top – Part 4 | @FMCM_FC

Hello and welcome back to Doncaster for Season 4 of this blog. Season 1 we slipped out of automatic promotion into the Playoffs in Division 3 and promptly lost to Hull. Season 2 we managed to cling on to the automatic spots to rise to Division 2. Season 3 was our best yet as we won the Division 2 title at the first time of asking. All of this despite our team being repeatedly torn apart by the dreaded big club release clause. We have a £26 million war chest and no one wants to sign for us.

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