The Goald Testament Book 2: Genesis – Part 2 | GaryGoals

A little pause for reflection. Please don’t get me wrong – Gary Goals doesn’t listen to the High Performance podcast, and considers Jake Humphrey a complete twerp – but sometimes a little look in the mirror pays dividends.

We’re playing All Out Attack – a cartoon of a formation – and we’ve played 8, won 8 in the league. We’ve only lost to Rangers this season, and even then their keeper got Man of the Match. If we can keep the boys on track, we’re pioneering a new way to play football. If you asked the people of Montrose to name three great football managers, they wouldn’t say Ferguson, Dalglish, Ancelotti…. they’d say Michels, Wenger, Guardiola….. Goals.

We’ve lost our starting centre midfielder and our top scorer from Season One to the big-club release clause, but neither was in the true top tier of our key players, so it’s time to lift the lads and carry on the only way we know – all guns blazing.

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Brits Abroad – Part 4: Paying the Penalty

Welcome back. Let’s surprise ourselves with what I wrote in 2016…

Hello! Season two is often tricky for any manager, just ask the author of this very web page [remember, this was on HTP originally] who felt so strongly about the second season syndrome he named a book after it. In this post, we’ll find out if you can have a second season syndrome if you perform mediocre in season one, as sadly that is the proposition that faces me. My all British side have been typically British, sadly, as we limped to a 3rd place finish and missed out on the Champions League millions. The board aren’t best pleased, and as I’m not able to attract the cream of the British crop, I’m having to dig deep into the British talent pool…

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Replicating Sir Alex, Bolton Style – Episode Twenty One | @KibworthBull

Huge News…

Hope everyone has their passports ready.

Slaven Bilic (Released), Darren Rimmer (Bradford City) and Alex Notman (Huddersfield in Div One) won’t need them but Gavin Dunne, a 21 year old Irish “star” from Watford for a tribunal set £1.3m comes in to replace Bilic. A couple of Schoolboys join the party, Lee Ward (Central Defender) and Nicky Coppell (Right Winger).

A trip to Merseyside first up, and those who missed it are a bit like our strikers. They missed quite a bit too. We should have taken more than a point.

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The Goald Testament Book 2: Genesis – Part 1 | GaryGoals

Our first season of all-out, balls to the wall attacking play saw us sneak into second and gain promotion. There’s no denying we were lucky at times, but we ended on a good run and signed off the last part by signing a youthful Rino Gattuso to clobber anyone who dares come near our defenders. Anything that exists without Rino’s knowledge exists without his consent. That’s as true of Brechin City’s hopeful through-balls as it is of the spiritual side of life, and he’s here to prove it.

Our main challenge this season may well be to keep hold of our better players. To that end, we’ll bulk up the squad a little more in advance.

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Brits Abroad – Part 3: Gallens of fun

You know the gist by now and let me say, your acting skills are fantastic. So let’s read this entirely new blog post…

Ola! That’s Portugese for hello you retro-CM loving maniacs. Welcome to part 3 of Brits Abroad, where we’re about to enter the business end of the season. The squad is now pretty much entirely British, which was the dream, so now it’s time to see if the late addition of Matt Le Tissier (and Jody Morris) can propel us up the league or to the Portugese Cup. Before your excitement bubbles over, let’s crack on.

Everything is coming up Dave!

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Merthyr Part-X Outlet. Part 5: Sorry, not sorry Rob | @Emsonite

After a successful first season, it’s Pina Coladas on the beach courtesy of our sponsor. I say courtesy of our sponsor. He didn’t actually pay for the holiday. He took my £99 deposit and I’m paying him back over 5 years.

The holiday is going to cost £5k more than it was worth in the long run.  Think I’ve been stung. I’m just glad it wasn’t a car.

Anyway, it was only a short getaway as there’s work to do. 

Close season = transfer activity. And there’s a lot to wade through.

As it stands, only Nathan Jones and Bob Taylor are wanted. Jones is worth a whopping £3m. 

If I can get some exchange offers before June, there should be some good bargains on offer with contracts running down & players on offer being valued next to nothing. 

First out the door is Rob Scott. I bring in Muggleton and Andrade as part of the deal. 

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