It’s pre-season so let’s get some deals done. 

Jim Hamilton is not good enough for Div 1. Happy to take the £3m

Likewise Sharples 

William Wallace has made it clear. Windscreen this season or I will be beheaded. That doesn’t sound very pleasant. 

To give us the best chance possible, I need a good transfer window. 

After conceding 65 goals last season, a new GK is my main priority. Ewan Wilson should be an upgrade, although I’m not convinced.

Out of the FA Cup & the Windscreen. Got a League Cup semi vs Man City & currently a disappointing 4th in the league. 

Let’s go on a run and get promotion and hopefully an unlikely trip to Wembley.

Little bit of the old sabotage. Try and spark off a bid to take out Citeh’s star player. 

Hello. You back for more. Well if you remember from the first episode, William Wallace wants the Windscreen smelted for his sword. We’ve got at least 2 cracks at this tournament. And we’re drawn with Shrewsbury and Blackpool. This episode is going to mainly concentrate on our Windscreen campaign.

We leave it late at Gay Meadow but in the end it’s a comfortable win.

Qualified after one game. 

Partick Thistle have joined Division 3 of the English League. This gives us 2 cracks at the Windscreen.

Incidentally, Exeter City have been sent North to make way for us. 

Exeter has an airport and a university. I’m sure they can figure out how to get to away games. 

It’s been a running debate that has gathered pace recently. What if Celtic & Rangers joined the English Premier League? How would they fare? The rhetoric from the big two in Scotland has been getting feisty and the chairman of the English FA ain’t having it.  A spokesman for the Scottish Big 2 and the chairman of the English FA are invited on to Jerry Springer to sort out their differences.

Hello & welcome to the final episode of this blog. If you’ve followed it this far, I thank you from the bottom of my heart but you may need to reassess your priorities.  

So here we are.

Pre Sheik City are taking a beating but they come back. Twats.

We’re doing okay but can’t capitalise on any bites to improve the team.Winston is wanted by Villa and Everton. Srelia is wanted by Coventry. But all the available trades will be downgrades. 
So we just have to crack on with what we got and bide our time. Picking up a point at Bramall Lane.

Hello there. Hope Saturday is treating you well. 

Got some business to do so we can compete in the Premier League. It’s not easy though. We’re having to look to the lower leagues. 

The first trade we do is take a young promising Aussie midfielder from Burnley. Thomas goes the other way.