World Super European Club Champions

My time at Sevilla is coming to a close, although I haven’t told anybody that yet. I had low targets this season – win the European Super Cup & The World Club Cup, just to complete the set. As a bonus, I’ve landed the Spain job just before Argentina 2010, and the Spanish FA have arranged a series of low profile friendlies to fire us up for the fierce competition ahead. How am I getting on? Let’s have a look…

First thing on the menu was to complete qualification from my Champions League group. We have absolutely pissed it, for want of a better word. It’s a near perfect record:

CL Group final

A 0-0 draw with Brann in the final game is the only blemish on our record, though to be fair we had already qualified and my second string couldn’t find a way through in Norway. Oh well. The Quarter Final draw has a strange look to it

CL QF Draw

Napoli, as the Italian Champions, are a big threat, whilst Wolves are struggling to back up their success of being last season’s Premier League winners. Bayern Munich is a tough draw for me. Or is it?

CL QF Results

We concede our first goal of the tournament but it is a mere consolation for the Germans who are brushed aside. Napoli & Wolves both go out, and Inter, who are 14th in Serie A, stand between me and another final

CL SF Draw

Things have been nowhere near as good on the domestic front, I think my team are a bit bored by it. Plus, Barcelona have returned to form in big style and I can’t get near them – they knocked us out of the Copa del Rey on away goals too.

La Liga top march 10

But none of that matters – I got what I came for.

world club cup

super cup win

An entertaining Super Cup anyway, and the trophies are in the bag. I’ll be leaving Sevilla in the summer with the gift of the re-generation of Perez Munoz Alfonso, at least

alfonso re-gen

Now that I also have International teams to worry about, it seems wise to be broken in gently with a huge game against the Faroe Islands, which is a dead rubber as we’re already qualified, a sin that cost Capello his job.

faroes 0 - 2 spain

Take that. It’s a very average squad, to be quite honest, but there’s some reasons to be cheerful. The re-gen of Luis Enrique, who is still at Darlington, has a cruciate injury but will be back in April.

spain squad

We should get out of our group, if nothing else.

WC Draw

The run up to the World Cup has seen us play Denmark and Israel, but the England game should be a better indicator of how we’ll do this summer

spain schedule

Back over in England, Liverpool are really going places under David Unsworth, they’ve got a league cup final to look forward to

LC SF Results

…and an FA Cup Semi final.

FA Cup SF

Special note against to Steve Gritt who just loves the FA Cup, this is his and Hull’s 3rd consecutive FA Cup semi final as he looks to back up the famous Southport win many moons ago.

As you can see though, Liverpool are the dominant force all of a sudden, so soon after being relegated from the Premier League

prem top march 10

Chris Waddle’s Burnley flying high too. Gerry Francis has done a really bad job at Darlington this season, it’s been a bad hangover from the end of last season. They’ll be lucky to be in Europe at all next season.

prem bottom march 10

Nicky Barmby hasn’t exactly revived Chelsea in the year he has been in charge, whilst Joe Kinnear has been in charge of Derby for over 10 years now and looks in danger of a second relegation in that time. Dave Bassett is Watford manager, so their position is less of a surprise.

Finally, North East fans will be shocked to see Sunderland sacking their manager

saddington sacked safc

After a playoff final defeat last season, they’ve struggled badly this time around and sit bottom of Division 1, looking odds on to join Newcastle in Division 2. Liam Daish is the man tasked with turning it around

daish to mackems

So join us next time for the World Cup and of course the culmination to another great season. Can Sevilla retain the Champions League? Will I add the World Cup to my list of honours? Join me again soon!

International Manager of Mystery

Season 13 could mean an unlucky omen for some, and as I’m trying to retain 3 different major titles, that’s probably not good for me. Sevilla have a lot to defend, so let’s see how the 09/10 season is treating us so far.

As ever I’ve picked up some re-gens to help keep the squad fresh. Here we have Giggs, Bakayoko & Rivaldo

giggs re-gen bakayoko re-gen Rivaldo re-gen

With those 3 signed up, I only need to sign a centre back to replace the retired Sonksen. Time to raid my old club again

wellens to sevilla

Nobody is available, though my own players are in demand. I have £85m in the bank so no need to sell…even if this is the highest offer I think I’ve ever seen

20 mil

There’s also some loose ends to tie up after the managerial retirements. After John Toshack’s retirement, Sheffield Wednesday need a new manager to spearhead their Division 1 promotion campaign

robson to sheff wed

Bryan! What have you been doing in Italy. Still, replace one former England captain with another…

Beckham to Cremonese

Remarkably, Sheff Wed sit 2nd in Division 1 and Cremonese are 5 points clear at the top of Serie B. The system works.

Charity Shield time

CS 09

Two of my ex-Darlo players in that Wolves team, oh and one in the Liverpool team.

I’m also in the Spanish Charity Shield, or the SuperCopa if you will, which probably isn’t for charity at all in hindsight

Super Copa 09

Great scenes. Now, onto more serious business, you may remember me lamenting Tony Cascarino and Dave Jones in the previous update. Well guess what

coventry sack cascarino

Well would you believe it. Who do they appoint?

jones to coventry

I could give you 100 guesses at who Southampton appoint and you wouldn’t get it.

hucks to soton

Takes all sorts. Anyway, I have been given a lovely Champions League group

CL group

That doesn’t worry me, not even going to sugar coat that. After 4 games, it’s certainly proving easier than expected

CL group 4 games

How do you end up going from Crewe to Bayern Munich?

Crewe to Bayern

Weird. Anyway, my league form has been erratic, and we sit 7th after 11 games. The big 2 have been brilliant and I’m already looking hard pushed to retain the league title. In truth, I only really want the Super Cup and the World Club Cup, then the rest is irrelevant as I don’t plan on being here. I have places to be.

la liga oct 09

Where might I be? Well, poor old Fabio has got the old tin tack

spain sack capello

I don’t know about you, but this seems harsh to me

spain group

With World Cup 2010 in Argentina on the horizon, and the hard work already done, this looks like a job for me.

Spain appoint me

I can do both jobs – for now. My first games as Spain manager will feature in the next update but I want to add the World Cup to my honours list.

Here’s how things look in England

prem top oct 09

David Unsworth is having the time of his life at Liverpool. Remarkably, my old nemesis Chris Waddle is still Burnley manager and is writing his own history as they occupy 2nd. Where the bloody hell are Darlington?

prem bottom oct 09

Oh Gerry, ffs. Bit weird that Blackburn are the top scorers in the division but sit 14th. Sort your defence out lads – apparently Alan Thompson learned a little too much from his once manager Kevin Keegan. Cardiff are managed by David Platt, so there’s another former England captain in the mix.

Join us next time then as I take my first steps as Spain manager whilst Sevilla have the chance to win two of the trophies missing from my collection. Bye for now!

The Triple Double

It’s 2009 and season 12 is coming to an exciting finish. Sevilla, my third club of this save, are firing on three fronts as I bid to win a third Champions League in 3 seasons with a 3rd different club. THREE. It’s a magic number, and here’s why…

Pointless Cup!

League Cup

Gerry continues to reap what I sowed. Is sowed the correct word? The past tense of sow. Whatever. Welcome to Wembley.

LC Final 09 resultA ridiculous game between the latest “big two”

LC FInal 09Chaos in the Darlo end I imagine.

FA Cup

Oh look, it’s Gerry again

FA Cup SF ResultsSteve Gritt’s Hull can be consoled by a playoff final win that sends them back into the Premier League. Anyway, the final is a real cracker

FA Cup final 09Wow. So they meet again a week later and this time, David Unsworth takes home the trophy

FA Cup final 09 replayWe might as well stick with England, Gerry will still be hoping for a treble with League and Champions League glory up for grabs.

Premier League

However, Darlo make a massive balls up in the league

prem top may 09Perhaps unsurprisingly, Gerry  Francis cannot be trusted with anything. He’s had bad luck with injuries but 5th is unbelievable for a squad of that quality. Criminally, he’s let Man Utd back into the Champions League, somehow, it’s a ridiculous loss of form. But there you go, Gerry Francis. Maybe he can regain some reputation in the Champions League? Before that though, here’s the bottom of the Prem:

prem bottom may 09Maybe Southampton will finally get shot of Dave Jones. Mind you, Coventry have had Tony Cascarino for 5 years now, for some reason. Let’s move into Europe.

La Liga

My task of winning the league was actually the easiest of the three, we’d got ourselves into an excellent position and actually won it with 3 games to spare.

league wonBarcelona and Real Madrid went on mad runs of form but the gap was too big for them to make up, finishing outside the Champions League places

La Liga top finalSpare a thought for Jaen

Jaen9 points, and a defence to be proud of. Cheer up sleepy Jaen (sorry)

Copa del Rey

The Copa del Rey was still on the menu, but it was a tough semi final.

CDL SFCreeping through on away goals was as good as we could hope for. The final, rather unfairly, was to be played in the Nou Camp.

CDR finalGet it up you, Louis. We were bloody brilliant. The treble is on!

Firstly though, the UEFA Cup. This caught my eye

barca 5 - 1 man utdIt was nearly turned round, remarkably. But I don’t think anybody has ever been 4 up inside 10 minutes.

UEFA Cup SF ResultsBetis won the final. Van Gaal should leave.

So that brings us to…

Champions League

Firstly, a very tough semi final against Milan.

CL SF ResultsWoo and yay. Oh, it’s Gerry again is it? Well, well, well.

The final is on my birthday, 6 years ago. So I guess I am 21 again, which means I can probably drink more and be unfazed

CL Final 09Get in. Mind you, we made bloody hard work of it.

Cl Final winDarlington have a knack of rescuing situations, as they routinely did under my guidance, but seemingly this has gone a step further under the mullet and they score 120th minute levellers in major European finals. Darlo took first in the shootout and we still seemed keen on throwing away the advantage, but we got there in the end. TREBLES ALL ROUND!

Not a bad season then. Here’s the awards

english awards spanish awardsFredi Kanoute, Michael Bridges, Nicolas Anelka…so much talent all over the World. Hilariously, that Spanish player of the year, Mora, is Jaen’s 36 year old goalkeeper who conceded 112 times. Inexplicable really, especially when you consider some of my teams contributions:

assists goals Average RatingsBravo. Sadly, Sonksen has retired. Here’s some others who have moved on

toshack retires ranieri retires todd retiresBut one man who will just not hang up his boots is Peter Beardsley

pedro 48Signing up to another season, he will be 49 when it ends. Will he make 50? Well, why not.

With that, I bid you farewell. It’s been a trophy laden season and I need to put my feet up. Objectives are to win the World Club Cup and European Super Cup with Sevilla and then maybe it’ll be time for a new challenge. There’s also World Cup 2010 on the horizon, maybe there’ll be a job for me there? See you for season 13!

Champ Man & Me: Ally Bain

This week we are joined by Ally Bain, creator of the Coach Bain Mused podcast and website. Ally is a qualified coach and currently works for Portland Phoenix, developing the players of tomorrow. We asked him what CM means to him and what part it has played in his passion for coaching.

Thanks for joining us Ally. For those who aren’t familiar with your podcast, can you sum it up for us?

In 2013 I started a football blog called “Coach Bain Mused.” Each summer I had found writing articles to be particularly tough, so this past summer I decided to get together with all the terrific individuals I had come across during my career. I interview people from all parts of the game & differing backgrounds, ranging from a Journalist based in Germany to the captain of a Canadian Professional Team. Each Podcast discusses football at length & hopefully provides the listeners with some additional insight & stimulating debate.

When did you decide to go into coaching? Was it always something that interested you or did it become more of a passion the more experience you got?

I stumbled into coaching to be really honest. In my last year of high school a group of coaches from the local FA came to run a coach education class & in all honesty I nearly left & went home. For some reason I was still adamant that a club was out there waiting to swoop in & sign me! I stayed however & finished the class, which was to prove far more beneficial than waiting for an agent to call me. The whole experience really opened my eyes to the world of football development & even helped me to become a stronger player myself. The more I got into coaching the more I started taking it seriously & would start to breakdown gameplay & individual technique to an almost forensic detail. I started out working in the community scheme programs which gave me a great grounding, but even today coaching elite youth & adult players I still carry that same desire to get better every day. I’d say coaching actually gets harder the more you do it versus easier, purely because I strive to be better & raise the standard of my work.

Where does CM fit in? Did that help with the coaching or was it just a coincidence?

Lots of people ask me this & I think in most cases CM wouldn’t help, but in my world it certainly helped me. First of all CM has been a huge part of my life, such has been the time I have dedicated to playing it, talking about it & reading forums about it. I think a large % of people that play CM do so in what I’d call “arcade” mode, looking for the age old super tactic & then just signing the best players they can & run a very linear experience. I was always fascinated what different tactics did through the match engine, such as why say a 3 man defence conceded lots of crosses if too disconnected from the midfield & why 3 striker systems gave my team more chances of keeping possession longer. For the first 2-3 weeks of any new game I’d just have a play about & see what the match stats told me & go from there. I remember building my own forward press patterns on CM01/02 as it gave you a new function of who the specific player could man mark when defending & you could assign where the team positioned themselves when out of possession. This helped me massively in my coaching at the time, as I could see which players were getting success & why those with poorer attributes couldnt.

We’re obviously big fans of CM97/98, do you have any memories of this version of the game?

This was the first copy of the game that I owned, having played the 1st installment of CM2 at my friends house the summer prior to 97/98 release. I can honestly say I played the game every day between the day I got it & October of 1999, as this was the day my family upgraded to a new computer which co-incided with me buying the 99/00 version of CM3. I was absolutely obsessed with CM97/98 & still regard it as a really important part of my football upbringing. I loved researching players & with my team Rangers signing lots of foreigners at the time, I already knew them from the game, so in my head I already knew them! I’d walk around school giving it, “Yeah he’s class at dribbling”….purely on the basis of his CM rating. I remember watching world Cup 98 & writing down all the unknown players & scouring the game for them in the hope of unearthing a gem. It was in the days when I didnt have the internet, so I had to get creative on finding new players to sign!

Do you have a favourite version of CM/FM?

I’m torn on this one as CM97/98 holds the most memories, but as a game I feel CM01/02 has such amazing functionality & such an iconic look. Going back to play them both now I’d say I enjoy 01/02 more, as you feel more in control of your destiny. The training function, hiring staff & advanced match engine make for an amazing game experience.

Everybody has at least one CM/FM story – what’s yours?

In my first few years of playing CM I developed what could be considered a maniacal level of OCD when playing the game. Here it is in all its glory:

I only ever managed Rangers in the old CM versions, so I had to wear that seasons Home jersey for home games & subsequent away jersey for away games. If one was in the wash I wouldn’t play the game until it was ready & even on occasion would wear the kit while soaking wet as it was a big game.

No one was allowed to talk to me during game play, I think I even barked out once “No-one bothers Walter Smith during games, so leave me alone!” Genuinely mental

I had to fold my arms during games as this is what Walter Smith did at the time & strangely so did Dick Advocaat. To pause the game I had to bump the mouse with my elbow as this would mean unfolding my arms……seriously mental.

If the team ever got to a cup final I’d stand up so I could jump around like a lunatic if they scored. In theory this was a cool idea, but it also gave me additional leverage in which to destroy objects near the computer should things not quite go our way!

How did the move to America transpire? You’ve worked at a few British clubs so this must have been a bit of a change?

Much like my transition into coaching I fell into the move to America, with no real master plan as to how it would all work out. I interviewed with a training company from New Jersey in 2007, with the view to giving it a try for a summer & during that experience I really felt I could make a career for myself. The youth development structure is so far removed from anything I knew in Britain that it certainly took some getting used to, however after finding my feet I made the move to work for my current club Global Premier Soccer. The club’s Head Quarters are based near Boston with much of their youth programming starting in that area, however I joined to help them start a satellite club in the neighboring state of Maine. Fast forward 6 years & the club has now become one of the largest youth organizations in America, stretching across 12 states.

Is ‘Soccer’ still gaining popularity in the States? The MLS has more coverage than ever here in Britain…

America is such a vast land mass that trying to govern football in this country is a extremely tough ask. That said its popularity is at an all time high, with it being the most popular youth sport in the country. It’s viewership grows annually with our major sports network covering all English Premier League games live & it’s reach now moving to other European leagues. The MLS is a much discussed competition & is the butt of many jokes amongst football commentators. Personally I think for a league that has been in existence only 20 years it would be a mammoth task for it to attempt to compete with any European competition, however it’s main task is to provide a quality developmental tool for the US National team, which it continues to strive to achieve.

Tell us about Portland Phoenix, the team you are currently working with

The club I run has a franchise contract with the USL, which is the 2nd tier of professional football in America. There is no promotion or relegation in US Soccer, therefore we are a small club of modest means that operates at a regional level. We are all extremely proud of the work that has been achieved at the club & it continues to astound me the level of player we are able to set forward in the game. Our mandate is to produce as many top level players as we can, with over 25 players graduating from our ranks to go onto the International & European stage.

From your podcast and articles you’re clearly very passionate about the coaching aspect of the game, can you sum up your philosophy towards the game as a coach?

This is a terrific question & one that I’d probably take up half a website answering. The short answer is that many view philosophy as a rigid, concrete or solidified concept.  I tend to challenge this view point and see philosophy as a more transient commodity, one that must adapt to its surroundings and live inherently in the present.  For example, part of my role within GPS Portland Phoenix is to manage our youth academy.  Our philosophy within that department is based heavily upon skill development, which will allow players to move fluently across the field.  Ultimately this department is in it for the long haul, so we have more time to exercise this philosophy.  Our men’s team which operates as a different beast all together as our philosophy predicates maximizing our preparation for the next match.  Our playing style is much more protective and counter attacking based, mainly because we have 90 minutes each week to validate our team development.

What’s your view on the state of British coaching at the moment?

There are some magnificent coaches in Britain, many of whom we will never hear about. Unfortunately the opportunities afforded to me in the US are in complete contrast to those in the UK, such is the complete apathy from Clubs to invest in full time coaches. In my eyes a coach could have a UEFA pro license, but if they are only running 2 sessions a week & coaching a game on the weekend they wont actually develop. There is so much money in UK football that is squandered in areas that dont relate to the clubs main function or indeed those who are working toward the first team, that I feel many of the UK’s top trainers will have no option but to find a job that allows them a living salary.

Am I talking to the future Scotland manager!?

I’m not sure my wife & daughter could handle living back in Scotland, they both struggle to understand my accent never mind a country full of people like me! I am a very passionate supporter of Scottish football however & would jump at the chance to ever move back & coach there.

Once again thanks to Ally for taking time out to speak to us about all things football in his career so far. You can learn more about Ally here or follow him on twitter for more regular updates

Sevilla Threat

Last time out I made the move from Real Madrid to Sevilla, opening up a whole world of play on words for the word severe. Aside from that though, it gave me the opportunity to bring success to a club very much on the up, but just how far can this squad go? Let’s find out.

Typically, the Copa del Rey has drawn the top two in La Liga together at a very early stage. I of course played it down, my priorities are elsewhere etc, and this continued when I lost the home leg 2-1. 1-0 down at half time in the return leg I was preparing my “focus on the league” speech but that all went out the window as my buddy Weiser turned the game in an instant.

betis copa del reyLethal from the spot! Our form has soared from here really, and the semi final lineup looks strong.

CDL sf drawIt’ll take something special to win from here, but beating the big two in back to back weekends announces our arrival as serious contenders.

sevilla 2 - 0RMbarca 0 - 2 sevillaSo serious in fact that we’ve opened up a 12 point gap…

la liga top march 09So unless I’m going to be the Spanish Keegan, it should be 3 titles in 3 years with 3 different clubs.

We’re still in the Champions League too! The dullest group ever ends with us progressing unbeaten.

CL GroupThe quarter finals see some big ties but we see off Dortmund, whilst Gerry Francis knocks out Real Madrid.

CL QF ResultsI know how good Darlington are so I’d like to avoid them if possible, though Milan is not a nice game…

CL SF Draw

Disgusting really that Francis managed Milan to 10th and 11th placed finishes in Serie A and got the Darlington gig off the back of that.

Whilst I’m having fun in Spain, there’s still bad decisions over in England. Liam Daish has been sacked

Villa sack DaishDaish leaves with a UEFA Cup runners up medal. Villa have to dig deep to bring somebody in

evans to villaFresh from getting Liverpool relegated, Roy’s done nothing at Piacenza to warrant this but here we are. Bad news for Steve Bruce too

bruce quits chelseaI mentioned Liverpool’s relegation, well the man who brought them back to the Prem (before being discarded) is back in the game

barmby to chelseaIt ends the managerial merry go round before it can even get going.

The pointless cup is full of goals – Gerry at it again.

LC SF ResultsMark Hateley is the Wolves manager, who managed Hull right back in the Division 3 days. Wolves have emerged as Darlo’s main rivals this season, and they’ll meet again in an FA Cup replay

FA Cup SF DrawDavid Unsworth has done remarkable work at Liverpool, they sit 5th with an FA Cup semi final to come. Steve Gritt is at it again with Hull, they lost in the final last year and of course Gritt remarkably won the cup with Southport, so he obviously bloody loves the FA Cup.

The top of the table is close between the top 2, but it looks like a very dull day out at Wolves.

prem top march 09You must fancy Gerry to win it again, what I’ve created at Darlington scares me a little bit now that they are managed by the mullet king. It’s so tight between 3rd and 9th, if Milne can win a game in hand they could climb 6 places.

prem bottom march 09Barmby has his work cut out to keep Chelsea up, and somehow Dave Jones is still clinging on to his job at Southampton. Forest are managed by Neville Southall, who had a brief flirtation with winning the league years ago in his West Ham days but that’s a world away now.

So with the 08/09 season coming to a close, what will happen when an immovable object meets the unstoppable force? And which one is Sevilla in that metaphor? We’ll find out next time, so you’ll need to join us for that

Sevilla Changes

The 2008/09 season has seen me in the market for a new job – I walked out of Real Madrid after winning La Liga and the Champions League, but where am I heading? Let’s find out…

Remarkably, Sevilla’s manager Sebastian Chano retired in the summer, leaving La Liga’s top 2 managerless. With £50m in the bank and a potential Champions League campaign to come, I’m not out of work for long as Sevilla are happy to have me. Let’s see that squad!

Sevilla squadRuben Baraja, good grief. The stars are Jepson, England’s Number 2; Weiser, a German forward wanted by most of Europe and Higuera, a Spanish International.

The reputation of the club isn’t great so I’m struggling to spend that £50m, but that’s ok. We’ll bide our time. First things first – let’s qualify for the Champions League!

Sevilla CL QualiThat’s a nice way to start. The return leg is a procession, but that’s fine. The group we’re given isn’t bad either.

sevilla CL groupI’m confident we’ll get through that. The transfer window closes at the end of September, I’m moved the squad around a bit so it’s lie this:

squad nowThe best addition there is Pinha, who is Luis Figo’s re-gen. I’ve got my eye on the Batistuta re-gen when the window re-opens in January. These boys have been outstanding though, take a look at these ratings:

sevilla average ratingsHiguera is a hero. He’s a Spanish defender/midfielder centre, he re-generated in 2001 so answers on a tweet for who that is. Hierro maybe?

Barcelona and Real Madrid are struggling. Van Gaal is still at Barca but I don’t know how, 6th last season and now this. We, however, are absolutely flying

La Liga top nov 08The Champions League group has been a massive struggle – for everybody. all of my new signings are ineligible and I shipped out some of the squad members, which has actually left us a little bit short. It’s in hand though, with 2 home games to finish

CL Group 4 gamesBack over in England, the Charity Shield once again opened the season – Palace vs. Darlington.

CS 08Good to see Steve Haslam climbing the famous stairs to pick up the Shield.

Somebody who is immediately under pressure is Nick Barmby, who apparently runs out of favour for bringing Liverpool back to the Premier League.

Barmby sackedHaving appointed a former Everton player, they’d be stupid to go down that road again

Unsworth to LiverpoolYeah great, have him play and manage. Can’t wait to see how that pans out.

There’s bad news for game 1 legend Colin Todd too

bolton sack toddHe’s been in charge since day 1 but now his time is up.

bolton bullocWill that help?

Darlington are still the force in England, and will be for years to come thanks to the team I built for them. However Gerry sells a striker to a big rival

martin to man utdI’ve also taken Kolev off them, but then he is Stoichkov’s re-gen.

It’s Leeds who top the table, Brian Little working his magic again.

prem top nov 08It’s very early days though, Man Utd have fallen away drastically. If you’re wondering why Barmby was sacked…

prem bottom nov 08

Oh dear. David Unsworth has his work cut out. Steve Bruce’s Chelsea are in bother, whilst remarkably Dave Jones is still Southampton manager.

So the season is nicely poised, both in Spain and England. It’ll be interesting to see if Van Gaal and Milne keep their respective jobs, who knows, maybe LVG will make the move to Man Utd ahead of schedule? Join us again to find out, thanks for reading

Great Danes

Hola! We’ve reached crunch time in 2007/08 – my task is to win La Liga and The Champions League. That sounds hard but when you are Real Madrid, it’s expected. There’s also Euro 2008 to follow, so let’s not waste any more time on pleasantries and start handing some trophies out.

League Cup

Gerry Francis is cleaning up, having already won the World Club Cup and the Super Cup, he’s looking to get his grubby mitts on the League Cup too

LC Final 08

Oh, Gerry. Joe Royle has been Man City’s manager since the start of this game and this is his first trophy to show for it.

FA Cup

The semi finals were set – Hulls’ Steve Gritt has history of upsets, having taken Southport all the way famously. Mind you, Ferguson, Harford & Le Tissier have their own tales to tell!

FA Cup SF Results

Gritt! Harford! Nobody would have bet on that. Well, Le Tissier himself might have.

fa cup final

There is no repeat for Gritt but Harford wins his first trophy of the game, so well done to him.

Premier League

Darlington never looked like throwing this away – I’ve created a monster, and Gerry Francis is at the helm now. No Champions League for Man Utd could be painful for their finances.

prem top 08 final

At the bottom…

prem bottom final 08

Colin Todd is still Bolton manager, somehow. John Toshack has had some big jobs in this game but taking Sheff Wed down might mean he doesn’t get another.

La Liga

I’ve won La Liga, which was never in doubt really.

La Liga top

Wonder how long Van Gaal has left at Barcelona?

Meanwhile, Oviedo channel their inner Southport

oviedo win copa del rey

Anyway, as we’ve dominated Spain and Darlington have dominated England, let’s hope for a repeat of last year’s Champions League final.

Champions League

I just have to get past Man Utd first…pesky Gordon Milne. The language barrier is still prevalent but they understand my signals at least

IMG_0166

Let’s do this

CL SF Results

It was looking ropey but we did it! With ease in the end – Sibierski getting man of the match against his old club.

CL SF 3-0

Fair play. So, to the final. I am not going to enjoy playing against Darlo, it’s like playing against your own kids.

CL Final 08

Take that, kids. Good old Steve Haslam, you knew he’d be involved one way or another. I’ll give Gerry a big hug, but the trophy is mine, mine, all mine (again).

English clubs are all over the European finals, well the claret and blue ones are…

CWC final uefa cup final

Giggs at Villa. Well, why not. Liam Daish is their manager, whilst Peter Reid is at West Ham.

With the domestic action wrapped up, let’s stay in Spain for Euro 2008

Euro 2008

Hoddle has amassed these boys to bring home the bacon.

England 08 squad

Interesting to see Wellens, Humphries and Sansome have gained International recognition since I left. Haslam now a permanent fixture. I miss these boys.

Anyway, I’ve made my choices. Glenn’s aren’t great

france 2 - 0 england

You’ll get nowhere subbing Haslam after 30 minutes.

england 1 - 0 yugoslavia

Well that’s a bit better…they need to win the last game to go through

swiss 1 - 2 england

Stop subbing Steve! England are through…

Euro groups

EC QF Draw

Germany/England still cropping up. The hosts Spain have got to fancy their chances in the easier side of the draw

hosts out

The hosts are out…

germany 3 - 1 england

England soon follow…then so do the holders

italy 2 - 1 france

Blimey.

EC SF

Germany thrive in semi finals…Denmark fancy repeating 1992.

SF Results

It’s a repeat of the 1992 final then, and guess what?

Euro final

Germany lose on penalties! That shouldn’t happen.

Let’s hand out some awards

awards 08

awards 08 spain

Dennis Schulp was an animal for me, well done to him. I deserve manager of the year, as does Gerry. But now what?

I’ve done what I set out to do, and there’s not much fun in it. So I’m leaving Real…but where next!?

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Champ Man & Me: Chris Darwen

This week’s Champ Man & Me is with Chris Darwen, who you might better know as Johnny Cooper or @comeontheoviedo. Chris has recently set up The Higher Tempo Press, a publishing website to help writers get their work out there, either in the form of a book or by hosting blogs. Chris has written two Championship Manager books in the guise of Johnny Cooper, manager of Mansfield Town.

Thanks for joining us Chris. It would be foolish to even ask you if you are a fan of the series, so tell us how you came to writing two books about it?

Well, it was August 2014 and I’d walked away from my career in April of that year.  I was taking a little time out from conventional life and started downloading the old Champ Man games, starting with the very first one and was working my way through the series.  Then, suddenly, over breakfast the idea of writing a “diary” through the eyes of the manager came to me.  I’d started by lunch, finished a week later, had it all typed up a week after that and published it the next day!  I hadn’t played CM or FM properly (and by properly I mean addictively) for a decade, so had no idea of the whole community that was out there, and that people had websites charting their saves etc.  I just launched it, hoping it would be a bit different and it has become pretty popular, copies still selling as regularly as the first week.  

Were you a fan of the series from the outset or did you take some persuading?

I’ll never forget seeing the original game for the first time, it didn’t even have real players.  I am sure I must have dabbled in the games that came before Champ Man, there must have been an old Football Manager game for the BBC or Acorn Electron or something.  There was something different about the first ever Champ Man, it had me hooked from the moment my mate showed me it on his Amiga.  I think that it had Barnet loaded as the “quick game” feature, so I was always Barnet otherwise it would have taken 6 hours to load up a new game.  I don’t remember too much about any successes with the first ever game, I think the next version that had real players really hooked me in properly and my word we spent some hours playing that.  My best mate as a kid was a guy called Nick Abery, and we used to spend any possible moment playing the game, normally at his place as I was glad to get out of home.  Persuading to play it?  No.  Persuading to do anything else with my life?  God, yes.

In our opinion, the series peaked in 1997/98 – do you have any memories of this particular version?

The first one, as I mentioned, with real players will always be in my heart.  When I started playing it again last summer it was incredible how it still had me hooked.  Reading your piece on The Higher Tempo Press was brilliant, every time I see Andy Townsend pixelated in the back ground it makes me want to boot that game up again.  97/98, I genuinely do not have that many memories of it as I think at this point I was computerless until I got to Uni. Having said that, reading your blog it did bring back some distant memories so I am sure I must have spent a long time on it.  I was back in full swing come 99/00, which is my personal favourite as I felt the game made significant progress with that release, and that is the version I used for the first two “Johnny Cooper, Championship Manager” books – still available on Amazon for anyone who hasn’t read them yet….!!

Everybody’s got at least one CM story – you must have a favourite (that hasn’t been published into a book already)!?

Oh god, I have two really.  The first one may well be 97/98 thinking about it, as it must have been after Euro 96 and before World Cup 98.  I was looking after my neighbour’s cat whilst they were on a long summer break in France.  They had a computer, and we agreed that I could use it whilst they were away.  So the game was booted up.  My mate, Nick, for some reason must have been without a computer at this point and got wind of this – so he started coming over and we were playing the game like it was 1994 again.  I had to go to work one evening, and I left Nick there.  Nick had never met my neighbours.  My neighbours came back from holiday early to find this random teenager in their house.  I was glad I only heard about this second hand…  The second was at Uni.  Only one lad on the floor had a computer.  You have to remember, in the late 90’s and early 00’s having a computer was still a rarity.  Rich did like a bit of Champ Man himself, but he barely got a look-in.  I was on it all the time, in the end he gave me a key to his room.  I actually failed my first year at Uni, and left halfway through my second year (having passed my resits).  It could be argued that Champ Man cost me my degree, but hey.

Now you have set up The Higher Tempo Press – can you summarise what that’s all about for us?

Yes, in a nutshell I want to get all the very best Champ Man and Football Manager writing in one place for people.  Plus, there must be lots of folk like me who feel they have a sports book in them, in whatever form, and I want to help guide them through the do’s and dont’s of self-publishing.  Believe me, I made SO many mistakes when launching the first book, and now other people do not have to.  We have already published one since launching, and we have two or three others in the pipeline.

Finally, I have to ask. Can you talk us through this please? How did it come about?

 Haha, yes.  This was a lot of fun to do.  The story itself is true, that is pretty much how I ended up on the board at CD Torrevieja.  If any Champ Man players want to get involved in the club, message me.  75% of our socio members have got involved as Football Manager or Championship Manager players, so we are almost owned in whole by players of a computer game!  How the video came about – well it came from a mix of the books and my blogging in the FM community.  After the Johnny Cooper books I wanted to see what the new games were like, though I am sure I had dabbled on the occasional version since it had became FM, certainly not for long though.  I started playing and writing about FM15 this year, mainly (to be honest) to promote the books and sell more copies.  I knew a guy at SI and he told me about “We Are The Managers” literally weeks after I had joined CD Torrevieja for the reasons explained in the video.  I felt it was fate, they loved my 60 second explanation that I sent to them and before I knew it a whole film crew were out here filming me and the dog, Ronnie, for the day.  It was quality, and I hope it attracts more interest in CD Torrevieja.  Imagine, if everyone who has watched the video so far donated £1 to the club, we’d be financially stable for the next five years!!

Do you have plans to publish a third CM book or are you just sticking to blogging and publishing budding writers work?

There are definite plans to release the third Johnny Cooper book, hopefully, if I can get my act together, by Christmas.  I have started it, but with so many other plates spinning at the moment it is hard to find the time to really crack on with it.  There are also rumours, that I cannot confirm or deny, that I might be about to write the first ever spoof autobiography of a CM legend.  At the moment it is up in the air as to whether it will be official or unofficial, so we shall see.  Plus, I am hoping that you and I will be working on a Champ Man book ourselves, again in time for Christmas.  But yes, a lot of time will still be going into blogging, playing the games and, hopefully, helping other budding writers get published!

A big thanks again to Chris for taking the time to join us and tell us his Championship Manager story. You can buy Chris’ books over on Amazon or enjoy the work he is publishing for both himself and others over at The Higher Tempo Press. I hear there is a promisng young writer over there writing about Classic Championship Manager, I would definitely check that out. Thanks for reading!

If you are interested in featuring in Champ Man & Me please get in touch via our twitter page or by e-mail to davetin9@gmail.com

Gerry Hat-Trick

It’s been 6 months since I left Darlington for Madrid and it’s fair to say Gerry Francis & I have slipped into our new roles seamlessly. For one, Gerry is reaping the benefits of all my hard work. How you ask? Well…

Firstly, Darlo have claimed the World Club Cup

WCC result

I can have no complaints, I could have stuck around. They also claim the European Super Cup in an epic battle

super cup final

Good to see a huge turn out at Feethams there, we had bigger crowds than that in Division 3!

It’s not all plain sailing for Gerry (yes that was an attempt at a Sailor Jerry pun) as they crash out of the FA Cup to former cup winners Southport. The subplot here is that Southport are player-managed by former Darlington man Sean Devine.

southport beat darlo

Though a third cup could still be on the cards, as the mulleted warrior has taken his team to the final of the pointless cup!

LC SF Results

Man City taking the bragging rights for Manchester there.

It turns out Southport were very stoppable in the FA Cup afterall, losing in round 4 to Forest. The semi final line up sees Sir Alex back in the hunt for silverware whilst Matt Le Tissier is continuing to do a good job re-building Arsenal.

FA Cup SF draw

Anyone keeping up with the many storylines here will know that Hull are managed by Steve Gritt, who of course was the Southport manager who led them to FA Cup glory. SYNERGY.

Some more managerial stupidity sees George Graham fired by Sheff Wed

graham sacked by sheff wed

For some reason Josh Toshack takes it

toshack to sheff wed

King of the buffet Steve Bruce is appointed, which is a nice reward for taking Kidderminster to midtable in the First Division.

bruce to chelsea

Over in Madrid, it’s all going smoothly as we make it out of the Champions League group

CL Group

The Cypriot Champions didn’t stand a chance. The Quarter Final draw looks a bit lopsided but we see off Monaco anyway.

CL QF Results

We avoid a clash with my former employers but will take on Man Utd instead, I hope Gordon doesn’t make me eat my words

CL SF Draw

A Champions League final against my old pals would be too much to take, mainly because the team I built there is awesome and Gerry Francis is dining out on it. For those wondering, Inter lead the way in Serie A, and we’ll get to the Premier League later. I’m fairly sure we’ll win La Liga though, we’re in a good position with 9 games to go.

la liga top 7

I’ve pretty much decided I will be leaving regardless of how this pans out, it hasn’t been the biggest challenge to be honest. I wonder if Gerry feels the same!? He’s got a chance of winning the Premier League as well, mind you he did win it with Leeds back in 03.

prem top march 08

There are 5 teams who could win it though, it’s quite a close top end of the table. It’s pretty close at the bottom too!

prem bottom march 08

Look at Wimbledon scrapping it out – I thought they would be gone by now. Liverpool have already won the First Division, Nick Barmby is some sort of managerial monster, and Newcastle have won Division 3 so the comeback is on.

So the season finale is set up to be an exciting end – but can anybody stop the monster I created? Join us to find out, won’t you?

 

Champ Man & Me: Mark Carruthers

This week for Champ Man & Me we’re joined by Mark Carruthers, editor of nonleaguedaily.com. As well as keeping the world updated on all matters non-league, Mark is also Press Officer for Blyth Spartans – but what part has CM played in his career?

Thanks for joining us Mark. You’re very active in the non-league side of things, how did you come to be involved in nonleaguedaily.com?

I was writing for them as a blogger, mostly about working with Blyth Spartans but then moved into more general commentary on the non-league scene and anything that took my fancy really.

I knew the previous editor and when he left I got in touch with the publishing company who run the site and it kind of went from there.

I was set to go to Liverpool with Spartans on a Tuesday afternoon for an evening game against Marine but it was called off due to a waterlogged pitch. As that call was made I got a call from my now boss saying come and chat with us.

By the Thursday I had the job so in some ways it feels like it was meant to be I guess

You also work with Blyth Spartans, tell us how that came about?

Twitter!! I had only just joined Twitter and I saw a tweet about a vacancy for a Press Officer at the club.

Having had a long-standing urge to be part of the football media I had to go for it. My only experience was writing my own blog, one on a prominent and under-performing North East football club(take your pick really!), the other a more general football one.

Despite that I made contact with the club and had an interview with the chairman and Media Manager on the day after the supercell storms in Newcastle in June 2013…anyone up here must remember them!

Anyway I was told as soon as the interview finished I had the job and that was that. Safe to say I’ve fallen in love with the club ever since

You’re often commenting on this blog on twitter, so I know you’re a fan of the game, when did you first get into the CM series?
CM96/97 I’d say was when I first played CM but, and I’m not just saying this, CM97/98 was my first love. Well, apart from a girl in my history class at school but she still doesn’t know that so…anyway I digress.

Who couldn’t love the game when I took Barnet from Division Three also-rans to Champions League regulars in the space of five years. Underhill became the home of football, with a 16,000 capacity, feasting their eyes on the team of all talents including messrs Heidenstrom, Alexandersson, Svindal-Larson, Emmers and Nevland.

Of particular fondness was a Hibs team I had with a Ronaldo/Weah frontline too.

Obviously we think CM9798 is the best in the series – what’s your view?
I would agree! I love FM and the most recent ones are unbelievably addictive. However if we are talking CM then 97/98 is the holy grail, nothing comes remotely close.

There was a thrill in somehow finding a world class star from the likes of Angola or Papua New Guinea. Or being able to put together a top team of free transfers purely by using stats searches. Simplicity yes, but rewarding because of it

What’s your CM story? Everybody has at least one!
Well can I have two?

Firstly CM97/98 almost caused me to be kicked off my advanced GMVQ in sixth form! It was a two year course and my mate Chris Tullin and I were the only lads in our sixth form group so we used to spend every minute we had playing on the game.

By the end of the first year I had completed five out of forty assignments and Chris left to play for Nuneaton Borough, ironically ending up being in the game three years later!

Anyway I bucked my ideas up and just about passed the course, getting the remaining assignments done in the space of nine months! I still found time for CM mind, although it tended to be at around 2am!

Secondly, and rather more seriously, FM2009 arguably helped me cope with the stress of a marital break up.

I was with my now ex-wife and we were having a rough time. The end was inevitable and I was really struggling. FM09 became an escape from reality, a way to block out the issues and a way to smile again.

When the end came for the relationship I moved back home and wasn’t in a great place but FM was always there.

Now I am in a very happy relationship, I am a Dad of a one year old called William and have just set a date for my wedding with my lovely fiancée Jacqueline…..and await the release of FM2016!!!!!

Are you playing CM/FM at present?
Of course!!! I’m actually Blyth Spartans on a database I downloaded! Promotion from the Evo-Stik Northern Premier League was gained in my debut season with only two players signed and I currently sit second in the Conference North after about eighteen games.

I should tell you a funny story! I was playing it on the team bus on the way to an away game at Salford City two weeks ago when our captain Robbie Dale (he scored twice in our 2-3 loss to Birmingham in the FA Cup Third Round last season) walked past and asked if he was playing.

Naturally I said yes! He’s not though! He’s been replaced by a Colombian lad that was released by Newcastle called Esteban Cardona-Lopez and he has twelve goals in eighteen from the wing and has been called up to the Colombian U20s side.

Robbie has been released and is currently playing for Frickley Athletic in the Evo-Stik League.
Do you think the Non-League clubs are correctly represented on the series? The more modern games seem to have a lot more detail but is it accurate?
On the whole it does seem very accurate. I can only compliment SI on that because they do one hell of a job. Obviously and naturally there is the odd error, that’s only natural but from what I can see it’s fairly accurate

In regards to non-league I find they have it pretty close to reality! There are clubs with money who rise to the top but there are some who do what Blyth do and identify good youngsters to develop. They tend to be just as successful.

I hope that trait continues in the coming years, maybe even add another tier of the non-league pyramid

Once again thanks to Mark for joining us and sharing his CM history with us. If you want to see more of Mark’s work, be sure to visit the Non-League daily website.