Welcome back to the home of ruining football; cheers son’s crying and all that. It’s the half and half of dreams. Last time out we finished August and the first penalties were handed out for doing well. Despite the goings on, what is essentially still Man Utd (sorry City fans) continue their form without Paul Scholes. You can catch up with last week, here.

The Villitians decide the time is right to spend some of their hard earned scarf money.

Having never signed the man, I’m not sure this is a good deal for club record money. Time will tell. But A City United roll onwards.

Ronny Johnsen gets a 10 despite being unlocked by Andy Payton and Jamie Hoyland. Speaking of goal scorers, the Crystal Dons front two are loving half and half life.

If they aren’t careful they’ll get banned. Fulsea on the other hand must balance the half and half books, and with that, Di Matteo is gone.

If he’s lucky, the Half & Half Scarf Co. won’t take over Serie A. Following his sale, Fulsea have a mare.

A City United’s solution to being top with ease? Lure the loyalty-less Sol Campbell up north.

Needless to say, this signing does not get off to the best of starts.

Next to leave the Hotguns is another centre back, Tony Adams heads to the conflicted Suncastle AFC.

Would such an illustrious signing make the first XI? No, somehow he’s still in the Hotguns XI the day after singing for Suncastle and plays against them…bizarre.

More intra-team movement as Everpool feel that the Everton players are not good enough backup to the essentially Liverpool starting side.

And with that transfer, there ends September. The table doesn’t change at the top.

The shock is that Old Dale and the Readford Oxes are currently not in the drop zone. Ian Wright? 5 match ban.

Jurgen Klinsmann? 3 match ban.

Paul Ince? Another 20-point ability reduction. Plus, the usual financial penalties for the top 3, which will be won by the bottom 3. And that’s a wrap, see you next time for October!