After a disappointing season 3, we had news of Rangers relegation. We will compete with Rangers for the Div 1 title in what has been dubbed the Battle of Glasgow. William Wallace issues a rallying call

“Listen up you bunch of basstads. Last season was fucking disgrace. But the Gods have given us a chance to defeat Rangers up close and personal. This is why we are here. The Gers abandoned all decency. All pride and the great people of Scotland. We are here to remind them of that. Fight and you may get injured. Run and you’ll stay free of suspension, at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one season, just one season to come back here and tell Celtic and Rangers that they may take our Scottish Premier League, but they’ll never take our Windscreen!”

Everyone is pumped after that. 

We start this episode again vs Palace again. We snatched a draw but it should have been all 3 points but for a disallowed goal and their keeper not pulling off 10 saves. 

Back to winning easy against Hull. Gazza is injured again. In other news, water is wet. 

It’s pre-season so let’s get some deals done. 

Jim Hamilton is not good enough for Div 1. Happy to take the £3m

Likewise Sharples 

William Wallace has made it clear. Windscreen this season or I will be beheaded. That doesn’t sound very pleasant. 

To give us the best chance possible, I need a good transfer window. 

After conceding 65 goals last season, a new GK is my main priority. Ewan Wilson should be an upgrade, although I’m not convinced.

Out of the FA Cup & the Windscreen. Got a League Cup semi vs Man City & currently a disappointing 4th in the league. 

Let’s go on a run and get promotion and hopefully an unlikely trip to Wembley.

Little bit of the old sabotage. Try and spark off a bid to take out Citeh’s star player. 

Hello. You back for more. Well if you remember from the first episode, William Wallace wants the Windscreen smelted for his sword. We’ve got at least 2 cracks at this tournament. And we’re drawn with Shrewsbury and Blackpool. This episode is going to mainly concentrate on our Windscreen campaign.

We leave it late at Gay Meadow but in the end it’s a comfortable win.

Qualified after one game. 

Partick Thistle have joined Division 3 of the English League. This gives us 2 cracks at the Windscreen.

Incidentally, Exeter City have been sent North to make way for us. 

Exeter has an airport and a university. I’m sure they can figure out how to get to away games. 

It’s been a running debate that has gathered pace recently. What if Celtic & Rangers joined the English Premier League? How would they fare? The rhetoric from the big two in Scotland has been getting feisty and the chairman of the English FA ain’t having it.  A spokesman for the Scottish Big 2 and the chairman of the English FA are invited on to Jerry Springer to sort out their differences.

Hello & welcome to the final episode of this blog. If you’ve followed it this far, I thank you from the bottom of my heart but you may need to reassess your priorities.  

So here we are.

Pre Sheik City are taking a beating but they come back. Twats.