Welcome back to a blog so dry Zak’s hamster has gone bald from boredom. What have we been feeding you? If you momentarily forgot why you existed, you can catch up here.
We left last week with Rob still top despite a few bumps and the loss of key players.
Hello, and welcome back to what happens when you run out of ideas. We’ll try and bring some entertainment out this week, but it’s tough up here in the Scottish third division. If you missed last week, you can peel your retinas off with a bic razor here.
The cups are back, which means little to no league action in this here episode. News just in:
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Hello there! Nice to see you, to see us not so nice. If you missed last week, by all means catch up on your sleep here. Anyway, back to watching this week’s paint dry. How did we leave the table?
Welcome back to hell in a cell, also known as the Football League Trophy. If you missed last week and would dearly like to catch up, you can clean your eyes with sandpaper here. Where did we leave things?
Hello and welcome back to another week of are they still here. Yes. Yes, we are. Where’s Philip though? F*** knows. If you missed last week, and you want the sensation of rubbing broken glass in your eyes, well, you can catch up here.
How did we leave the table last week?
Welcome back to the final part in our latest historic squad recall. So far so good, we’re running United to the wire. Sutton (33) and Shearer (35) are battling it out for the top scorer in the league and with at least 10 games plus cups to go, I’d hope they’ll get a few more. You can catch-up here.
Happy hump day! Here’s Andrew with part 3 of another step back/forward in time
Welcome back to Lancashire! It’s been going pretty well, so well I just can’t understand why this team was taken apart. You can catch up on last week here.
Welcome back to the return of King Kenny and his Lancashticos. If you missed the start of this madness you can catch up here. Another historic squad reunion has started fairly well.
Seeing as I have stolen back the Sunday slot, here’s Andrew in his new home of Wednesday. What better way to spend your hump day? He’s got a brand new idea too…
Hello, and welcome back to another series of bringing a squad back to life for an unwise crack at the Premier League of 1997-98. This time, its Blackburn Rovers. Had Kenny Dalglish not resigned as manager following the title win, and the squad had been kept together, would things have been rosier? The only way to find out. Put them back in CM9798 and see what happens! Let’s take a look at the squad.
Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, Leeds…in the aftermath of our climb to the top of the table (you can catch up here if you missed it) we’re left facing the fact that it might be temporary with Man Utd’s goal difference. All we can do is try to keep winning.
