The Keegan-Burger P12: The Last Burger | @KingOfTheRooks

Willkommen! This is the final part in our Keegan-Burger experiment, if you missed the last one, you can catch up here. Brown’s morale has been at a low ebb and as ever, he’s had niggling injuries disrupting his time in Hamburg. However, we’ve clawed our way back up with a silly formation that seems to be doing the trick.

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The Keegan-Burger P11: He’s Leh Mann | @KingOfTheRooks

Merry Easter Monday! Here’s Andrew with an Easter egg for you all…

Willkommen! If you missed us last time out, you can catch up here. If you just want to read on, then its fairly obvious we are having an absolute stinker in the league.

We decide it’s time to bring an old head in to sit alongside our younger forwards. Welcome the crocodile man at an absolute snip.

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The Keegan-Burger P10: The Curse of the Manager of the Month | @KingOfTheRooks

Happy Monday! As Covid ravages through CM9798 Towers, here’s Andrew with some good food for the soul.

Willkommen! Here we are again. Last time out the Champions League kept us off the pace at the top of the table and we can get close by winning games in hand. If you missed the last episode, you can catch up here.

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The Keegan-Burger P09: The Beginning of The Last Burger @KingOfTheRooks

Happy Monday! Here’s Andrew and his burger to kick off another week.

Willkommen! We’re here for our third and final season in the Keegan-Burger where we’ve taken a Hamburg team and moulded it around David Brown, a young English export. Season one was fantastic as we won the Bundesliga and qualified for the Champions League. Season two saw Brown injured for long periods as we scrapped into 2nd place to again qualify for elite European competition. Our cup performances have been less than satisfactory and ideally, I’d like to turn that around this season.

We start by bolstering our ‘keeping ranks:

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The Keegan-Burger P08: The Mainz Event | @KingOfTheRooks

Happy Monday! No it’s not Bez and Shaun Ryder but rather Andrew and David Brown. Can they get themselves back up the Bundesliga table?

Willkommen! Back for the run in to this season’s Keegan-Burger experiment. We’ve had a pretty tough season this time out as Dortmund and Bayern have thrown millions at overturning my title. You can catch-up here.

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The Keegan-Burger P04: When the Brown Mist Descends | @KingOfTheRooks

It’s the last day of February and it’s barely a coincidence but it’s the last update of season one here for Andrew. Can he secure the title?

Willkommen! Thanks to me forgetting the reduced size of the Bundesliga, this will be a relatively short close to the season. If you missed the last part, you can catch up here. We remain top by the slimmest of margins:

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The Keegan-Burger P03: Unger Strike | @KingOfTheRooks

Merry Monday to you! he David Brown experiment rolls on…

Willkommen! Das ist das neueste folge von ‘Das Keegan-Burger’. You can catch up on last week here. So far so good in the city of burgers. David Brown has generally taken to life in the Bundesliga like a duck to water, and we’re slowly building a foil of solid German players around him.

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